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What are some funny jokes or stories about the carnotaurus? Funny carnotaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2021-06-11T21:54:00+00:00

Me 9 year tink a carno ar better ten a rex😀😀😀

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2021-05-25T00:56:08+00:00

These guys just look like an allosaurus took thalidomide while pregnant 😂

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2021-04-20T09:39:58+00:00

Kitty......big kitty....nice kitty.........!!!!!!!!!!!NOT NICE KITTY RUN RUN RUN BAD KITTY “roar”

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2021-03-18T21:31:28+00:00

I kill theses mfs to extinction lol

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2021-03-14T01:25:05+00:00

I tried taming a carbon with tranqs and I ... killed it. Not meaning to but trying to tranq it before it got killed by My Theo and I killed one shot

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2021-03-02T23:30:28+00:00

He is a passive tame he just wants to hug the question is how to get him to wrap his arms around you?? if you can’t he eat you Pls👍🏻

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2021-02-22T22:33:59+00:00

My Carno aces and I, will fight on for BRUCE WAYNE!! HERE HERE!

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2022-03-11T04:56:45+00:00

Igaunodon: HAAAAA HAAA HA!!! You have such small arms!

T. rex: Not my fault. Besides toro has super tiny arms

T. rex points at toro:

Igaunodon an T. rex star laughing:

Toro: HEY!! YOUR MEAN BERRY EATER!!

Toro runs over to iguanodon:

Toro: Chomp chomp chomp!

Igaunodon: AHHHHH! MY HANDS!

Toro: who has small arms now?

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2022-01-16T16:43:06+00:00

In my the island maps I killed lot of carni for prime meat with Max sarco they were noob when I was killing carni that time unfortunately a 200 lvl spino came and killed my target carni I was so 😡😡😡 I kick his butt and I got spino organ so guys I am gona kill broodmother spider thanks to spino drop and rip carno pls if it is funny pls up that

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2022-01-13T14:25:31+00:00

My HQ dodos killed a level 50 carno some how 1 like = 1 rip for carno

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2021-12-22T23:02:11+00:00

haha horny boi

score -3 · Answer 12 · 2018-06-24T00:34:07+00:00

It gave up using it's arms so it began using it's legs to run at all your low level tames

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2018-04-12T13:38:17+00:00

Hahaha! Im level 15 and im gonna tame this carno which is stuck in a rock! 1 second later... aaaaaaah get me fucking out o here!!! Carno: nom nom nom

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2022-10-27T22:56:52+00:00

Rip Bruce Wayne...also my cat is named bruce.up for the owner

-Thylcolo huntress

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2022-08-07T23:48:45+00:00

a rex, but smaller and with horns, and also acording to google, has jazz hands.

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2019-01-10T12:51:39+00:00

The horns on his head was when god lost some dildos

score -3 · Answer 17 · 2018-12-19T20:31:17+00:00

I have a pajinas you can touch for 5 dollars

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2023-03-18T07:42:51+00:00

To be honest these guys look horny

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2023-03-14T23:14:55+00:00

you guys act like its so hard to tame one meanwhile i got one at level 2 all it takes is clubs and narcoberries i hardcore tamed one