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So I joined a server had a good start got a nice little base in the tree's not to far from the water in THE EASY ZONE. But there was also a carno stuck on a rock not to far from base I thought I was safe... But I thought wrong! I went out to the beach to build a better base I got a 4Γ—4Γ—3base. I went out to get more materials and guess who got loose? MR MOTHA F***ING CARNO!! I run back to my base thinking I was safe and I hear him breathing at my door and all of the sudden half my base breaks and I go to the far wall then he destroyed the rest of the base I fall break my leg and he murders me to death. And the moral of the story kiddies is that your never safe in Ark.

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