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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
This is the biggest threat to beach bobs
More Carnotaurus Funny Tips
Carnos have tiny arms
Rest In Peace Bruce Wayne. Your sacrifice wonβt be forgotten.
Why did the canortauro never play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when youβre half-cow, half-bull, and all loud!
Mama say Carnos are so angry because they got sumthin stuck in their teeth, but they can't use a toothpick
Why donβt you just Rez Bruce Wayne? Up 4 the owner to see
It must be hard to grab the tv remote with those arms
A got an alpha carno arm in the redwoods, gonna hang it up and dedicate it to Bruce Wayne
R.I.P. Bruce Wayne, My brother in arms
This is a long story an I hope you like it.Ok one day I saw the most amazing thing a ... well we will get to that after I explain. So once I was playing my single player game and I was riding my trike and I wanted to tame a raptor and the only place I could find one was a very dangerous place with Carnotaurus Therizinosaur and the most Dangerous thing in the game a........Beaver. Any way I got off my trike and saw no raptors but a carno was running at me so I ran Didnβt grab no shoes are nothing Jesus I ran for my life. So after that I Realized wait I can take on that... my trike is level 90 so I went back and I saw the most Amazing thing wait for it... it was a friken flying carno I was so Scared I was like what the heck the thing was flying like a Pteranodon it was awesome but after that I saw that there was a Therizinosaur. He must have killed it but I like to think that he Just got up one morning and said hey I want to fly. And thatβs the story hope you liked it plz Click up if so.
Today I decided to avenge Bruce Wayne by naming my next tamed carno Bruce Wayne 2
RIP Bruce Wayne, my Deceased Brother in Arms
AMEN
When evolution skips arm day..