Carnos have tiny arms

I play Ark on a MacBook Air 13-inch. I know, stupid right? Well on minimum graphics settings I can grind out a consistent 12 FPS on it, and I gotta say it adds a whole new level of challenge to the game. But when you are on minimum graphics settings, thing just don’t render in even when they are a brontosaurus-length in front of you. So I was out on my trusty trike looking for metal when I found some Iguanodons. I had never ridden an iguanodon so I looked ‘em up here and the feedback was so positive I tamed one immediately. I was heading back home when I saw a couple raptors in front of me, and I decided I would go tame one of them. They both got away though, and a theri was nearby, so I turned around to get my trike and iguanodon and what do I see standing there but a car no and two little brown packs on the ground. I swear I heard a faint “burp!”

This is a long story an I hope you like it.Ok one day I saw the most amazing thing a ... well we will get to that after I explain. So once I was playing my single player game and I was riding my trike and I wanted to tame a raptor and the only place I could find one was a very dangerous place with Carnotaurus Therizinosaur and the most Dangerous thing in the game a........Beaver. Any way I got off my trike and saw no raptors but a carno was running at me so I ran Didn’t grab no shoes are nothing Jesus I ran for my life. So after that I Realized wait I can take on that... my trike is level 90 so I went back and I saw the most Amazing thing wait for it... it was a friken flying carno I was so Scared I was like what the heck the thing was flying like a Pteranodon it was awesome but after that I saw that there was a Therizinosaur. He must have killed it but I like to think that he Just got up one morning and said hey I want to fly. And that’s the story hope you liked it plz Click up if so.

Mama say Carnos are so angry because they got sumthin stuck in their teeth, but they can't use a toothpick

It must be hard to grab the tv remote with those arms

I have a carno thats level 268, kills everything. I bred with my friends level 100 something carno- im making monster babies. Both parents were bright pink from valentines event.

Can we just appreciate this creature almost does naruto running every time when been aggregated or trying to kill its prey

When evolution skips arm day..

What is the most hated song for the carno? If you are happy and you know it clap your hands!

I know i shouldn't say this but... what level was bruce wayne?