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What are some funny jokes or stories about the carcharodontosaurus? Funny carcharodontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So here I am, 2AM, can’t sleep. Just flying around seeing what I see. Barely left base and the Don’tasaurus (yes I spelled that how I wanted) is in the same spot for a third day in a row, so o say to myself, “self, let’s make some behemoth gateways a bear trap and give it a shot. Got the trap in place then realized there was nothing close to kill and bring. So what’s a guy to do? Kill some baby rexes.
There I am on my don’tasaurus finally killing stuff for the taming bar to go up and wouldn’t you know it, the server cut out. It’s not even my normal reset night.
Finally get logged back in I’m off the don’tasaurus, but he’s still got a clock, so we jump back on and he’s at 85%. Then the timer ran out and had to high tail it out of there.
PS idc if you thumbs up or down this just wanted to share.
These guys are actually very closely related to the Giga in real life and vice versa. So much so that it was even possible the Giga and Carch are under the same genus, though more complete remains are needed to prove this.
So if you see someone saying the Carch is a Giga knockoff, you know where they are coming from.
I think i might have a world record for fastest carcha in the world.
i just restarted my world on the island and after 2 hours, i got my self 2 raptors, we explored to the mountains to find scorpions for chitin. Then i saw a lvl 70 carcha. Luckily there was a low lvl rex near. Me and my raptors killed it and i drag the body to the carcha, instant 100% trust then i started to tame it. And finally, i got a carcha below 3 hours no mods
firstly, even if it was a giga remake, thank goodness because tamed gigas are nerfed to the ground. they could(and should) be so much better. second, yall are really complaining because we get a new large carnivorous tameable therapod instead of a *bison*. yall would rather have a hairy cow? cmon people