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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the carcharodontosaurus? Funny carcharodontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me and my brother playing single player what could Go wrong???
Him: *see's glowing eyes*
Him: hey lust what is that?(using my gamer name)
Me: Just a horse don't worry about it
(I SAY WHILE NOT LOOKING AT WHAT IT IS!!)
Him: are you sure?
(AGAIN NOT LOOKING!!)
Him: ok I'll go get some wood
Me finally looks: OMG RUN PLEASE JUST RUN DOWN THE BEACH PLSS
Him: WHY?!? *dies by a level 135 car!!* oh..it's after you
Me: *LAUGHING CRYING AT THIS POINT* HOW FAR IS IT FROM ME
Him: *respawned and laughing at me* kept running lol
Me finally dieing: omg I had saddles on me * looks down the beach* ITS COMING BACK OMFG GRAB THE TAMES
Him: *Whistle follows all* Omg I'm stuck on the tames *dies along with me*
In the we end lost everything and my brother raged quit lmao🤣🤣
firstly, even if it was a giga remake, thank goodness because tamed gigas are nerfed to the ground. they could(and should) be so much better. second, yall are really complaining because we get a new large carnivorous tameable therapod instead of a *bison*. yall would rather have a hairy cow? cmon people
Me and my tribe were just walking around with really damn good gear and we see a bunch of these guys ( we all have Rex’s and Spinos like Level 240) and we lose all except my Spino called Agent S cause he is built like a tank and does more damage than a Panzerfaust to a seagull. Then we get these Satanic creatures called Carcharodontosaurus’ and obliterate everything in existence including multiple gigas and we even used them for the reaper king. These are not Gigas these are Carchas and they are devils who should not be alive as they can rip a Rex apart with their eyes closed. You want a hairy cow over a demon? - Burgerboy125