Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the carcharodontosaurus? Funny carcharodontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Giga:ok since carch is never being added I AM THE STRONGEST ON REX
Rex:ok’:(
5 months no 10 months in the future
???:you thought I would never arrive and that you are the strongest (in jojo voice btw bc why not) well your wrong I have been waiting for my arrival all those votes saying I’m second I was first the whole time and they hid it so they can give me the strength I need
Giga:who the hell are you
???:carcharodontosaurus
Giga:NO IT CANT BE
Carch:yes it can and now I AM A GOD AMOUNGST CARNIVORS I FEED OF THE STRENGTH OF MY ENEMEYS I TAKE THERE ESSENCE TO HAVE THIS POWER YOU GIGA YOUR RAGE DOES NOTHING EXCEPT GIVE YOU GLOWING EYES AND KILL YOUR TRIBE MATES I GET MORE POWERFUL THE MORE I KILL
Giga:holy sh*t
Rex you dead
Giga:I KNOW
Dodorex:has entered the chat
Dodorex:STOP RIGHTH THERE CARCH I AM STILL HERE AND YOU HAVE TO FIGHT ME TO BE THE STRONGEST
carch:a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary
Giga reskin? I don’t think that, but literally everyone’s saying it’s that. I think it’d be better than another hairy cow. plus, I like dinosaurs WAY more than some stupid bison. “ oh but bison could have been better and you should know that!” uh no it won’t be better, bison SUCK compared to the dinosaurs. I mean heck! The whole games ABOUT dinosaurs ( and some other mythical things or extinct things).
Ark when making this
Dev 1: Let’s do another Rex!
Dev 2,3, and 4: *groans*
Dev 1: oh shut up and do as I say.
Dev 2: ugh fine.
Dev 1: give it weird little spikes on its back and neck.
Dev 2: k
Dev 1: now make it drool blood.
Dev 2: ok, so this seems to be calmer than your usual stuff
Dev 1: now give it damage with each kill and call it blood rage.
Dev 2: never mind.
Dev 1: make it heal with each kill to.
Dev 2: that’s it I quit!
Dev 1: *looks at Dev 3*
Dev 3: *sighs*
Dev1: Let’s make another dinosaur!
Dev2: You mean like, finally something normal?
Dev1: No silly, a murderous dinosaur!
Dev2: Fine.
Dev1: Give it stats close to a Giga’s stats.
Dev2: Do we really need another Giga reskin?
Dev1: Shut up and listen!
Dev1: Give it glowing eyes and blood dripping when it kills something.
Dev2: Do you really need to take it this far?
Dev1: Give it tons of buffs that make it better than a Giga.
Dev2: Great, anything else?
Dev1: Nope. It’s done.
Dev2: Aren’t you forgetting something?
Dev1: Nope. I said it’s done.
Dev2: What about giving it a soul?
Dev1: I SAID IT’S DONE.
Dev2: Okay… Heartless killer dino complete I guess.