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What are some funny jokes or stories about the carcharodontosaurus? Funny carcharodontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hey you,
Yes, you heard me right I’m talking to you.
So…..
If
A Rex is an angry chicken nugget….
And if a Giga is a bag of 1000 insanely spiced nachos, doubled with double spiced cheese…..
Does that make a Carcha a flaming burrito with full on chilli’s as a side dish? Those said chili peppers having 7000 layers of flaming hot sauce tripled with extra spiced tomatoes and chips also layered in pepper sauce
With Pepper flakes all over the entire meal as well?????
…..
Ark when making this
Dev 1: Let’s do another Rex!
Dev 2,3, and 4: *groans*
Dev 1: oh shut up and do as I say.
Dev 2: ugh fine.
Dev 1: give it weird little spikes on its back and neck.
Dev 2: k
Dev 1: now make it drool blood.
Dev 2: ok, so this seems to be calmer than your usual stuff
Dev 1: now give it damage with each kill and call it blood rage.
Dev 2: never mind.
Dev 1: make it heal with each kill to.
Dev 2: that’s it I quit!
Dev 1: *looks at Dev 3*
Dev 3: *sighs*
Dev1: Let’s make another dinosaur!
Dev2: You mean like, finally something normal?
Dev1: No silly, a murderous dinosaur!
Dev2: Fine.
Dev1: Give it stats close to a Giga’s stats.
Dev2: Do we really need another Giga reskin?
Dev1: Shut up and listen!
Dev1: Give it glowing eyes and blood dripping when it kills something.
Dev2: Do you really need to take it this far?
Dev1: Give it tons of buffs that make it better than a Giga.
Dev2: Great, anything else?
Dev1: Nope. It’s done.
Dev2: Aren’t you forgetting something?
Dev1: Nope. I said it’s done.
Dev2: What about giving it a soul?
Dev1: I SAID IT’S DONE.
Dev2: Okay… Heartless killer dino complete I guess.