Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the carcharodontosaurus? Funny carcharodontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
These guys are actually very closely related to the Giga in real life and vice versa. So much so that it was even possible the Giga and Carch are under the same genus, though more complete remains are needed to prove this.
So if you see someone saying the Carch is a Giga knockoff, you know where they are coming from.
Giga reskin? I don’t think that, but literally everyone’s saying it’s that. I think it’d be better than another hairy cow. plus, I like dinosaurs WAY more than some stupid bison. “ oh but bison could have been better and you should know that!” uh no it won’t be better, bison SUCK compared to the dinosaurs. I mean heck! The whole games ABOUT dinosaurs ( and some other mythical things or extinct things).
Me and my brother playing single player what could Go wrong???
Him: *see's glowing eyes*
Him: hey lust what is that?(using my gamer name)
Me: Just a horse don't worry about it
(I SAY WHILE NOT LOOKING AT WHAT IT IS!!)
Him: are you sure?
(AGAIN NOT LOOKING!!)
Him: ok I'll go get some wood
Me finally looks: OMG RUN PLEASE JUST RUN DOWN THE BEACH PLSS
Him: WHY?!? *dies by a level 135 car!!* oh..it's after you
Me: *LAUGHING CRYING AT THIS POINT* HOW FAR IS IT FROM ME
Him: *respawned and laughing at me* kept running lol
Me finally dieing: omg I had saddles on me * looks down the beach* ITS COMING BACK OMFG GRAB THE TAMES
Him: *Whistle follows all* Omg I'm stuck on the tames *dies along with me*
In the we end lost everything and my brother raged quit lmao🤣🤣
Giga:ok since carch is never being added I AM THE STRONGEST ON REX
Rex:ok’:(
5 months no 10 months in the future
???:you thought I would never arrive and that you are the strongest (in jojo voice btw bc why not) well your wrong I have been waiting for my arrival all those votes saying I’m second I was first the whole time and they hid it so they can give me the strength I need
Giga:who the hell are you
???:carcharodontosaurus
Giga:NO IT CANT BE
Carch:yes it can and now I AM A GOD AMOUNGST CARNIVORS I FEED OF THE STRENGTH OF MY ENEMEYS I TAKE THERE ESSENCE TO HAVE THIS POWER YOU GIGA YOUR RAGE DOES NOTHING EXCEPT GIVE YOU GLOWING EYES AND KILL YOUR TRIBE MATES I GET MORE POWERFUL THE MORE I KILL
Giga:holy sh*t
Rex you dead
Giga:I KNOW
Dodorex:has entered the chat
Dodorex:STOP RIGHTH THERE CARCH I AM STILL HERE AND YOU HAVE TO FIGHT ME TO BE THE STRONGEST
carch:a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary