I tried to tame one....with an axe. And my babies, pickle and Lilly died😞

DO NOT TAME ITS USELESS

Ahelpfultipshouldincludeafewmirewords

Deez nuts in yo mouth bums

Wow 😳

Too slow, don't waste your time....

Me : why don't you spawn at South Haven

The turtle : beacause the Dev's dont like it

Me : somebody is going to be lured to South Haven tonight

Just climb a rock it can't reach hit it with bat or a sling shot or traqs and feed done there pretty strong dumb mine die for mega pharanas i Finally got a smart one

Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute angryyyyyyyyyyyy smaAaaaaaaaaaaL

I like tuuuurtles...............

Here is something the game SHOULDN'T be able to do because gross here you go.

I was walking (true story) to my female and male carbons,male was Blue like the sea and sky together and the female was as white as the cloud and a tear adrift.I was walking to them and I saw something I wish I hadn't,THE MALE WAS ON MY FEMALES REAR END LIKE LITERALLY! I took him off her but now I have like random baby carbon babies EVERYWERE and I didnt even want them to breed,Untill she bred a RAINBOW CARBON BABY i kept him and didnt get the rest,but i do let the to lovebirds(carbons) stay together because I'm not going to be rude and separate them,they still live to this day and can kill a alpha rex in 1 hit. If you see this glitch be aware of the babies or adult carbons around you,they might be from YOU.

Everyone here is a noob, and call people noobs

USE A HYDROFLASK PEOPLE

DODODEX WANTS SO MANY WORDS

Is it weird to tame a turtle, name it ferry and then throw it out of your cryopod and then cross the river on his back?

mayhaps

dijcis djfnd jdieof

And I oop,sksksks save the turtles

I love killing these for meat they are so scrumptious and easy to kill with two raptors 😈😈

Up if you like my turtle

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I was taming a level 1 and went past a spino and it looked at it and I'm like why are you so slow but it was worth it because you can stand on it when you get off it with the sadle

The spikes will go up ur bum hole

Dang why are these dudes so tuff. LIKE SERIOUSLY THEY KILL ME ALL THE TIME. Like if they tuff dislike if I’m dumb. Ty for reading

I knocked out one with my fists in multiplayer bro. All i literally had was raw meat and berries. Am i op? #broisoverpowerd😝😝😝😝😝😉😉😉😉😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲🥲🥲😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣