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What are some funny jokes or stories about the carbonemys? Funny carbonemys jokes submitted by ARK players.
Take this guy because he is so powerful, I have one and we were crossing a body of water then all of a sudden we get attacked by a megalodon and my turtle fought it whilst I was there axing the shark, it killed me and I went back there thinking my turtle was screwed, I come back to see the megalodons body at the bottom of the lake and my turtle is down there with it and it was fine, I got my stuff back and never forgot that moment. (Sorry itβs so long) upv0te if you enjoyed the tale.
Carbonemys is not to be confused with a therizinosaurus
color it heckin green, either with god console or something else, name it Tank, craft a bazooka, and boom, you have a tank.
Wildcard: We shall make the saddle that requires cementing paste at lvl 10, but cementing paste can only be made at lvl 13
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On ark the first thing I tamed was a level 1 Carbonemys. It was my favorite giant prehistorical turtle in the world, and it was my favorite thing in the entire game. Her name was Betty. I raised her all the way to level 18, and she was a good girl. May have been slow on land, may have been slow in the water, but when things got tight, her 879 health made up for everything. She was a walking tank. I once saw he kill an entire horde of piranha without getting to half health. But then, while riding my giant crocodile, I came across a pack of troodons. The surrounded me. Their leader, level 29, was no match for me. I tried to turn and run, but they surrounded chef the croc, and they attacked him from all sides. I wish his death was painless, but it wasn't. Then Betty sprang into action. Oh god, I wanted her to run away, but she was always so protective of me. She killed two of them, but the other five just started getting at her. Goddamn, I wish she would have just left..
This is a true story I promise.
So my first time playing the game I just hopped on to a random multiplayer server, I punching trees and then I cross the river, I look underwater and what do I see? 2 of these monsters just coming near me and Iβm like, Iβm doomed. They killed me and Iβve been deathly afraid of water ever since. Iβm not kidding. Iβm so scared of those thing.
So my first time playing the game I just hopped on to a random multiplayer server, I punching trees and then I cross the river, I look underwater and what do I see? 2 of these monsters just coming near me and Iβm like, Iβm doomed. They killed me and Iβve been deathly afraid of water ever since. Iβm not kidding. Iβm so scared of those thing.
I once tamed a level 125, and then I maxed it. I was a taming machine. Eventually, I had my first Rex! Yay! But when I turned it on Aggresive to kill some raptors, I titan came out of NOWHERE and killed it. Then it proceeded to kill everything. I ran for my life and escaped with my argy. Days later, I came back to see the remains. And there she was. My turtle. Bloody and beaten, but alive. I could see the titan in the distance, walking away. I then named the turtle Invincible and used her for every raid since she is still alive to this day. The end.
I like turtles
I was watching a Fight with one of these guys and a Sarco,I thought it was dead and the sarco was eating it but the next thing I know the sarcoβs dead body got yeeted..
So I whacked one with a whacking stick and once it turned a round I RAN FOR MY LIFE! Then I had the gut to turn around and it was 1000 miles behind me XD that thing was slower than my grandma XD
My bro just found a completely red carbo srsly blood red
First time I tried to kill one I ran my butt off but I realized this thing is slower than my grandma...
Sometimes I jump on these guys and I get a field trip of their life π
Do not underestimate these things!Iβve seen them kill a scro in a 1 vs 1
May be slow may have a dumb face but add a gun onto it then it is a tank a live tank
Adult mutant spiky turtles
Also some bizzare noises from mobile
Can these multiply cuz I attacked one then 6 others came and I made sure there where no others around before I attacked it just multiplied help meh Iβm now scared to attack one now they will get me by the time they multiply to 10
In the dossier it shows turtle hiding in shell. He does not do that.
The first Vsco girls- Save the Carbonemys!