Take this guy because he is so powerful, I have one and we were crossing a body of water then all of a sudden we get attacked by a megalodon and my turtle fought it whilst I was there axing the shark, it killed me and I went back there thinking my turtle was screwed, I come back to see the megalodons body at the bottom of the lake and my turtle is down there with it and it was fine, I got my stuff back and never forgot that moment. (Sorry it’s so long) upv0te if you enjoyed the tale.

Wildcard: We shall make the saddle that requires cementing paste at lvl 10, but cementing paste can only be made at lvl 13
Players:🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

When I want to kill this I just say hi to death

Me: wow an egg! Carbonemys egg? I want to have it. (takes the egg)
Carbonemys: noooo a oviraptor with long legs and long arms everyone attack
Me:wha- RIP

On ark the first thing I tamed was a level 1 Carbonemys. It was my favorite giant prehistorical turtle in the world, and it was my favorite thing in the entire game. Her name was Betty. I raised her all the way to level 18, and she was a good girl. May have been slow on land, may have been slow in the water, but when things got tight, her 879 health made up for everything. She was a walking tank. I once saw he kill an entire horde of piranha without getting to half health. But then, while riding my giant crocodile, I came across a pack of troodons. The surrounded me. Their leader, level 29, was no match for me. I tried to turn and run, but they surrounded chef the croc, and they attacked him from all sides. I wish his death was painless, but it wasn't. Then Betty sprang into action. Oh god, I wanted her to run away, but she was always so protective of me. She killed two of them, but the other five just started getting at her. Goddamn, I wish she would have just left..

Sometimes I jump on these guys and I get a field trip of their life 😌

So today I shot one of these guys and he chased me I ran up a rock then he brought his friend (that ate him)A REX.Now I’m stuck on this rock watching a red and Alpha Raptor trying to kill me. “Yay”

Every time I see one of these guys poking their backs and heads out of the water, I think its a fricking sarco.

I once tamed a level 125, and then I maxed it. I was a taming machine. Eventually, I had my first Rex! Yay! But when I turned it on Aggresive to kill some raptors, I titan came out of NOWHERE and killed it. Then it proceeded to kill everything. I ran for my life and escaped with my argy. Days later, I came back to see the remains. And there she was. My turtle. Bloody and beaten, but alive. I could see the titan in the distance, walking away. I then named the turtle Invincible and used her for every raid since she is still alive to this day. The end.

I like turtles

The 🥈 noob killer

Nobody:
Ark turtle: Roar
Me:????
Turns around
Ark turtle: punch me, I dare you

When I just started out the game, I thought they would run away if you hit them so, I hit it and it killed me like instantly. So whatever you do don’t hit these guys or you’ll be dead before you know it

First time I tried to kill one I ran my butt off but I realized this thing is slower than my grandma...

I had 3 carbonemys and 4 dilos and I came back with a parasaur and a dilo then I saw a carbonemys egg and thought my carbonemys laid it so I took it Wild carbonemys: “I’m ending you” my Dino’s: “not on our watch” they start shredding apart the wild carbonemys. Wild carbonemys: “noooooooooooo!!!”

Me: Throws spear at shell on accident
Carbonemys: YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE FOR THE HEAD
Me: Loses a headbutting contest

Shoot, run, shoot, run, shoot, run, shoot, run, shoot, run, shoot, run 😂😂😂😂😂😂

If you need Kreatin, shoot, run, shoot, run, shoot, run, shoot, run, shoot, run, shoot, run, shoot, run, shoot, run, repeat. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

The lips. Everyone that’s reading this go in game and find a carbonemys. Then LOOK AT THE FRIKIN LIPS

When taming one of these at the end stand on the shell and allow it too wonder😂