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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the carbonemys? Funny carbonemys jokes submitted by ARK players.
Mine doesnโt eat + it in a grave why isnโt it eating so ungreatfull
How to tame: Don't
They are slow but are strong but they take forever to tame even with the best taming food
Me:hi who you?
Giga turtle:I am huge
You nooby:me
HA Try me on:giga turtel
Me:um you want a fast or S L O W death?
Fast:turtle
oK *got on my mega* Killed one shot*even of it was max lv
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Once I spawned in and saw a carbo swimming out towards a mosa Rip the next second it walked back leaving a floating dead mosa! True story
I like turtles kid would be proud.
Turtle vs sarco
(Sarco side). (Turtle side)
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First it was the carbonemeis, now itโs the giant land turtle. What comes next? Probably just another bigger turtle
Guys, stop for a sec your grinding and look at these and pay close attention.... They will give u the origin of TMNT
Should I be concerned I want a million of these for an army up for yes down for no
Can These things fly? Please say they do...
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Snow White people dinosaur mating eating
Soooo anyone got plastic straws?
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Are these immune to cnardia (the jellyfish) because if their not, I will stop playing ark.
Tame 30 of these bad boys and send them attacking a noobie base, sit back and have a laugh
Noob with slingshot โI can tame anything!โ
Shoots random turtle.
Dies.
"When there's a hole..."
"There's a goal"
You: hello mine turtle! Mine turtle:hello you: an identity punches. mine turtle: at this moment he realised heโฆ