May be slow may have a dumb face but add a gun onto it then it is a tank a live tank

Take this guy because he is so powerful, I have one and we were crossing a body of water then all of a sudden we get attacked by a megalodon and my turtle fought it whilst I was there axing the shark, it killed me and I went back there thinking my turtle was screwed, I come back to see the megalodons body at the bottom of the lake and my turtle is down there with it and it was fine, I got my stuff back and never forgot that moment. (Sorry it’s so long) upv0te if you enjoyed the tale.

The first thing I see is the best part of my life is not a big deal with the kids lol but it's a good idea for my kids and my friends have fun at work lol but I'm sure it's not a big deal but it's just me with my phone lol but I'm not sure if if.

The first thing was on my world and it's not like that one is a good thing for me lol but it's not like a total. 1234767$.!!!

Wildcard: We shall make the saddle that requires cementing paste at lvl 10, but cementing paste can only be made at lvl 13
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My bro just found a completely red carbo srsly blood red

So I whacked one with a whacking stick and once it turned a round I RAN FOR MY LIFE! Then I had the gut to turn around and it was 1000 miles behind me XD that thing was slower than my grandma XD

Do not underestimate these things!I’ve seen them kill a scro in a 1 vs 1

On ark the first thing I tamed was a level 1 Carbonemys. It was my favorite giant prehistorical turtle in the world, and it was my favorite thing in the entire game. Her name was Betty. I raised her all the way to level 18, and she was a good girl. May have been slow on land, may have been slow in the water, but when things got tight, her 879 health made up for everything. She was a walking tank. I once saw he kill an entire horde of piranha without getting to half health. But then, while riding my giant crocodile, I came across a pack of troodons. The surrounded me. Their leader, level 29, was no match for me. I tried to turn and run, but they surrounded chef the croc, and they attacked him from all sides. I wish his death was painless, but it wasn't. Then Betty sprang into action. Oh god, I wanted her to run away, but she was always so protective of me. She killed two of them, but the other five just started getting at her. Goddamn, I wish she would have just left..

Adult mutant spiky turtles