Real men use a club and slingshot

Americans: holy moly that’s a big spider

Bluey: that’s just a normal spider

Bingo: Ding Ching

If u get dis joke u r awesome

It’s a spider, it should be tiny, all you got to do to defeat it, is step on it. Can’t you see it’s so easy!

So on valegerou this just walks around so I was goofing off and boom AHHHHH HELP IM AFRAID OF SPIDERS

HE’S NO SPIDER! HE’S A BIG. FAT. BUG!!!!!

ITS A HOUSE SIZED SPIDER THING RUUUN!!!!!!

When I read the comments and they all say guns and flip-flops I can think about is a gun that shoots flip-flops and a flip-flop a Sauris

She is a passive tame that must be fed forcetames.

Give the King Titan a shoe or newspaper and have him smack it, that usually does the trick.

Pov a spider has crack and element a a mix and match snack

It a good thing that these aren't wild

Oh wait valgero

😭😭😭😭why Val why it also it the only boss with two genders

King Titan is a male and Rockwell is a male so there

HOLY SH*T!!

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

WHY?!

I HAVE ARACHNOPHOBIA!!!!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!?!?!?!!?

Brood mother boss: *exists*

A whole bunch of megatherium, a carnivorous pig, and. Roaring chicken: 💪🤪👍🕷️🕷️🕷️

Honestly you just have to beat a game of spider solitaire...

...on steroids

Dodos work best for insta kill.

BloodMother: I'm Unstoppable!

Shoe: Hold My Beer

Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout out came the flip flop and wiped the big spider out!

Fun fact: there’s a company that makes an attachment for your bug spray that is essentially a gas chamber for bugs…. Its German and we’re gonna need 20

Me before any ark tutorial was made and ark was just made: How do I get to the broodmother boss fight

Ark: that's the neat part, you don't

Me: what should we bring to fight this guy?

My tribe mate: everything

Me can you be more specific?

My tribe mate: every weapon tame and man and women

"All of us proceeds to get annihilated anyway"