What are some funny jokes or stories about the broodmother lysrix? Funny broodmother lysrix jokes submitted by ARK players.
Towards the middle of the fight.
Broodmother: I HAVE KILLED ALL OF UR REXS NOW UR NEXT
Dodo: YOU KILLED MY FATHER, PREPARE TO DIE!!!
Broodmother: OK Then
You: F*uck this Sh*t I’m out
Megatheriums? No. Rexes? No. Asecdent Newspaper? Absolutely!
If torpor is your best friend get your self to the giant green spider queen that murdered all my tames that I brang there and me
Try to tame the Araneos Ehen you can kill it
QUICK HIDE ALL THE SPIDER PEOPLE!!!! THE SPIDER IS GETTING IT'S REVENGE
Just don't try to tame it uhh I think if you do force tame It will or use dodo to tame.(It was a joke,don't try do tame it)
It's just someone's mother.but brood
We gonna need a bigger newspaper
You only find these in Ohio when you make the portal to Ohio
🦁❤️🦂=🫵🏽😾-yo gonna DIE BUD!!!
Those big legs are so big it’s bigger than the Eiffel Tower
Bola people In the during the fight that is how you make friends
Grounded duuupe lol
If you have arachnophobia you arent beating any map with this ho on...
When you meet this you’ll become Frodo and guess what fate is Sam
Here’s a short list of things u need:
A mek or mega mek
A giga shoe
And that’s it
Just slam it with a mega shoe and u win
SPIDER!!!! DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!!!!!!!
POV a spider in In Australia, that’s on crack with element
If your ever wondering if your rexs are good enough nothing is...I'm sorry.
This thing is super easy with rexes and a yuty, I killed it in 28 seconds with primitive saddles