Me: what should we bring to fight this guy?
My tribe mate: everything
Me can you be more specific?
My tribe mate: every weapon tame and man and women
"All of us proceeds to get annihilated anyway"
player:hello little spiny orb weaver! *gives steroids* Spiny orb weaver:*eats steroids* yummy player:bye! Spiny orb weaver:bye! player 2:WHO GAVE HER STEROIDS!?
Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout...
OUT CAME THE GUN AND WIPE THE SPIDER OUT
Use ascendant newspaper to knock it out quicker
We need to get a bigger shoe to defeat it.
Spiders in Australia be like ….
Your going to need a bigger shoe
Best new strat when fighting brood mother
Cheat: kill
How to kill a broodmother for starters! (Step 1, bring a flip flop) (step 2, slap it)
a big frickin' spider went up the water spout
OUT CAME THE BABIES AND KNOCKED THE PLAYER OUT
Real men defeats a alpha brood mother with parasaurs
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
