What are some funny jokes or stories about the broodmother lysrix? Funny broodmother lysrix jokes submitted by ARK players.
Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout...
OUT CAME THE GUN AND WIPE THE SPIDER OUT
Just est it huh i dont undertant the problem
Favorite taming food: ForceTame
Use ascendant newspaper to knock it out quicker
Spiders in Australia be like ….
Your going to need a bigger shoe
Best new strat when fighting brood mother
Real men defeats a alpha brood mother with parasaurs
How to kill a broodmother for starters! (Step 1, bring a flip flop) (step 2, slap it)
Most normal spider in Australia
a big frickin' spider went up the water spout
OUT CAME THE BABIES AND KNOCKED THE PLAYER OUT
When you realize the minions do torpor and you didn't bring any stimulants
Hello darkness my old friend.........
So is this the spider that bit Spiderman?
When your fighting The Alpha Broodmother and your Rex dies, don't be sad, go out a trooper and pike her to your very last breath!
Big spider ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Bring 20 Rexes and prepare for the epic Remake of Stephen King's IT.
Not because it's a giant spider but because they ALL FLOAT.
What happens if you use the creative teleport gun to teleport out of the arena? 🤔
Easy knock out tame just use club
A big flip flop 🩴 will one shot
Stop listening to all the idiots telling you that you need rexes, yuties, megas, and such! All you need is a flip flop