What are some funny jokes or stories about the broodmother lysrix? Funny broodmother lysrix jokes submitted by ARK players.
Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout...
OUT CAME THE GUN AND WIPE THE SPIDER OUT
The very meaning of Australia.
Use ascendant newspaper to knock it out quicker
Your going to need a bigger shoe
a big frickin' spider went up the water spout
OUT CAME THE BABIES AND KNOCKED THE PLAYER OUT
How to kill a broodmother for starters! (Step 1, bring a flip flop) (step 2, slap it)
Best new strat when fighting brood mother
Americans after seeing this: OH GOD THATS A GIANT SPIDER
Australians after seeing this: it’s just a tiny spider
Americans: holy moly that’s a big spider
Bluey: that’s just a normal spider
Bingo: Ding Ching
If u get dis joke u r awesome
When you realize the minions do torpor and you didn't bring any stimulants
Hello darkness my old friend.........
So is this the spider that bit Spiderman?
When your fighting The Alpha Broodmother and your Rex dies, don't be sad, go out a trooper and pike her to your very last breath!
Stop listening to all the idiots telling you that you need rexes, yuties, megas, and such! All you need is a flip flop
Use spyglass to kill. Trust me, learned from experience
Bring 20 Rexes and prepare for the epic Remake of Stephen King's IT.
Not because it's a giant spider but because they ALL FLOAT.
Real men tame it without cheats…
I think a person with arachnophobia would quit this game if they found out about this thing.
Itsy bitsy spider came up the waterspout...OUT CAME THE GUN AND WIPED THE SPIDER OUT!!!!!!
My cat and the Broodmother have one thing in common..
They are both untamable.
In dedication to Boo
How To Tame A Broodmother Lysrix:
1. You don’t