What are some funny jokes or stories about the broodmother lysrix? Funny broodmother lysrix jokes submitted by ARK players.
Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout...
OUT CAME THE GUN AND WIPE THE SPIDER OUT
Use ascendant newspaper to knock it out quicker
a big frickin' spider went up the water spout
OUT CAME THE BABIES AND KNOCKED THE PLAYER OUT
Your going to need a bigger shoe
How to kill a broodmother for starters! (Step 1, bring a flip flop) (step 2, slap it)
Best new strat when fighting brood mother
FLIP FLOP TIME ooh I see AHHHHHHHHHHH
So is this the spider that bit Spiderman?
When you realize the minions do torpor and you didn't bring any stimulants
Hello darkness my old friend.........
When your fighting The Alpha Broodmother and your Rex dies, don't be sad, go out a trooper and pike her to your very last breath!
Itsy bitsy spider came up the waterspout...OUT CAME THE GUN AND WIPED THE SPIDER OUT!!!!!!
Bring 20 Rexes and prepare for the epic Remake of Stephen King's IT.
Not because it's a giant spider but because they ALL FLOAT.
And here we see the real president of Australia
I think a person with arachnophobia would quit this game if they found out about this thing.
Brood mother boss: *exists*
A whole bunch of megatherium, a carnivorous pig, and. Roaring chicken: 💪🤪👍🕷️🕷️🕷️
The only thing that can one shot this thing..... A FLIP FLOP GUN
My cat and the Broodmother have one thing in common..
They are both untamable.
In dedication to Boo
“Bugs! Millions of them!”
Starship troopers quote
Me: I’m gonna explore Valguero!
Two minutes later...
WTF is that! I didn’t think that the freaking BROODMOTHER spawns on this map! Well there goes my Rex.