When I read the comments and they all say guns and flip-flops I can think about is a gun that shoots flip-flops and a flip-flop a Sauris
Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout...
OUT CAME THE GUN AND WIPE THE SPIDER OUT
Use ascendant newspaper to knock it out quicker
Just call the Helldivers they deal with things like this all the time
Your going to need a bigger shoe
Best new strat when fighting brood mother
Cheat: kill
a big frickin' spider went up the water spout
OUT CAME THE BABIES AND KNOCKED THE PLAYER OUT
How to kill a broodmother for starters! (Step 1, bring a flip flop) (step 2, slap it)
When you realize the minions do torpor and you didn't bring any stimulants
Hello darkness my old friend.........
When your fighting The Alpha Broodmother and your Rex dies, don't be sad, go out a trooper and pike her to your very last breath!
700 likes and I’ll fight it with a lvl2 dodo
Gamma obviously
-Ripasaurus
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
