Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the broodmother lysrix? Funny broodmother lysrix jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2023-01-04T01:45:49+00:00

My very worst nightmare! 😦😬😳

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2022-10-08T08:52:29+00:00

Up Climbed the Broodmother, up the spout. THEN ADMIN KILL CHEAT CAME AND WIPED THE BROODMOTHER OUT

score -3 · Answer 3 · 2019-06-29T13:26:27+00:00

It's just a very thicc spider

WTF

score -3 · Answer 4 · 2019-04-28T01:17:13+00:00

Hmmm la la la 5 sekins later holy crap!

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2019-01-15T02:38:32+00:00

When you forget bug repellent ahh this spider has a crush on me!

score -3 · Answer 6 · 2018-12-29T04:58:51+00:00

Step 1 press start if on Xbox one press rb lb x y if on ps idk sorry.

Step 2 enter in admin codes GCM

GUN OF DEATH IS NOW YOURS

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2023-03-22T04:45:36+00:00

Real men play mobile and kill this thing without any tames

First person to do it gets a 19 dollar Fortnite card!!!!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

score -3 · Answer 8 · 2020-03-14T23:28:18+00:00

Get burb and kill it. It must never breed again

score -3 · Answer 9 · 2020-03-10T02:17:57+00:00

Sooo when I was trying to do the bosses of the island I had started with the broodmother first of course because it’s the easiest one....BUT MY DUMB ASS DIDN’T PREPARE FOR IT AND MY REXES WERE UNDER LEVELED so I died and got my ass kicked a good 2 or 3 times can remember but then after I properly prepared I WOOPED HER ASS A GOOD F I V E TIMES and the rest were just a breeze to do

score -3 · Answer 10 · 2019-12-15T11:42:03+00:00

Just when you thought the areno was big enough.

score -4 · Answer 11 · 2019-03-23T05:12:04+00:00

Tip:RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

score -4 · Answer 12 · 2019-01-27T14:35:22+00:00

Welp idk what to tell u m8....BRING 10000000 PLAYERS WITH RPGS THEN SHOOT THE MF!!!!!!!!!!!!

score -4 · Answer 13 · 2018-08-27T17:01:36+00:00

This is a nastay bug better bring a bug zapper you know what that’s not a option

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2024-03-10T20:55:24+00:00

Roses are red 🌹

Violets are blue 🦋

You need a bigger fly swater 🪰

Oh to late it already ate you 🤤

Your tribe mate is next 👯‍♀️

But then you see your dodo 🦤

And feel a lot less bad 😀

score -3 · Answer 15 · 2021-12-11T04:34:04+00:00

Tip for killing Spider: bring Garfield

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2021-09-18T06:56:46+00:00

Darsh patni

Jruehdhf

Ryeururueuuej

Euruurueudueu

Euy3uururududd

Eejeiririirirr

score -4 · Answer 17 · 2019-06-20T16:38:57+00:00

The itsy bitsy spider went up my rexes throat, down came my rex with a little "Thump". The itsy bitsy spider just made me rage, and that's why you bring gigas instead. The itsy bitsy stupid spider, made my brother sleep, but made me headbutt the computer and pay my mom some big bucks

score -3 · Answer 18 · 2022-05-28T19:49:59+00:00

SpongeBob needs bigger boot. That is all I have to say

score -4 · Answer 19 · 2020-06-14T12:31:48+00:00

This spider is able to be tamed because ark made its own saddle animation

score -4 · Answer 20 · 2020-06-10T04:12:44+00:00

I am Broodhounder but you can call me Broodhound ALL FATHER GIVE ME SIGHT - it’s a apex legends joke