Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Roses are red πΉ Violets are blue π¦ You need a bigger fly swater…
Roses are red πΉ
Violets are blue π¦
You need a bigger fly swater πͺ°
Oh to late it already ate you π€€
Your tribe mate is next π―ββοΈ
But then you see your dodo π¦€
And feel a lot less bad π
More Broodmother Lysrix Funny Tips
Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout...
OUT CAME THE GUN AND WIPE THE SPIDER OUT
Use ascendant newspaper to knock it out quicker
Your going to need a bigger shoe
Best new strat when fighting brood mother
Cheat: kill
a big frickin' spider went up the water spout
OUT CAME THE BABIES AND KNOCKED THE PLAYER OUT
How to kill a broodmother for starters! (Step 1, bring a flip flop) (step 2, slap it)
When you realize the minions do torpor and you didn't bring any stimulants
Hello darkness my old friend.........
When your fighting The Alpha Broodmother and your Rex dies, don't be sad, go out a trooper and pike her to your very last breath!
Spiders in Australia be like β¦.
So is this the spider that bit Spiderman?