Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the broodmother lysrix? Funny broodmother lysrix jokes submitted by ARK players.
I god moved and punched it to death stupid spiders๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
The small little climbed up the water spout and fell and I shot with a bozzoka
Roblox: oof
Amazon: we can't buy that
Fortnite: WE NEED ALL 100 VOLUNTEERS TO RAID BROOD MOTHER
grounded: that's ยฉ๏ธ copyright
Use a good Australian with a big big slipper
Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout then came da player and killer killed that fat spider
POV: Ohio spider quandalleDingle hi guys Iโm here to kill a spider Australia ๐ฅฝ๐ช๐งค kill him
A helpful tip should include a few more words
I saw the tiniest spider I have ever seen and screamed
I beat this thing a year ago i beat ark like a year ago
Some RAID poison should do the trick
It killed all my titans โน๏ธ:( :( :( :(
American: โOh Holy Shit!โ
Australian in gym shorts and tank top: oh not again, *BANG BANG BANG*
American: โฆuhhhhhโฆ
Broodmother: BLAGHAAAAAAGH
Australian: *whistles and walks away*
Me and my friend have a giga will we kill it
40 rexes versus giant spidey. GOOD NIGHT BUDDY!
just use bug spray, itโs useful
skibidi toliet
Fifty likes and I'll fight this thing with two theriznossurus -birdking
Just use a titanosaur... maybe a few level 300
Just plain ugly like if you hate spiders
What tf is the lysrix in its name ๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ฆท๐๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝ๐
Ark mobile u don't need artifact u just go to the ob and go in, the first time I play on multiplayer I went in with a pants and a pickaxe when I enter a hall way I was run for my live from big dodo for 18 minutes straight I had 370 stama I shit my pants that day