Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the broodmother lysrix? Funny broodmother lysrix jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2020-10-15T03:46:24+00:00

Who just realized that the brood mother is a spider 😳😳

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2020-09-07T02:10:53+00:00

This is all you need to this... Thing 🥾

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2020-07-17T11:08:36+00:00

this is aragogs son but which one. But with me along it the dead one (oh I think iam the dead one

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2020-06-27T12:37:42+00:00

This bit.ch was the spider at the lab who bit spiderman

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2020-06-22T10:16:27+00:00

A big f#cking spider came out the water spout

OUT CAME THE GUN, AND WIPED THE F#CKER OUT

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2020-06-09T20:48:50+00:00

U need a dodo army and freinds equipted with 3 bats each plus a slingshot if needed.i tried it out and it worked.

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-12T21:52:17+00:00

Rex’s are almost just as good as mega and easier to find

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2020-04-24T20:00:43+00:00

Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout out CAME THE GUN AND WIPE THE SPIDER OUT and the player told the spider do you want to eat some a spear Agus the spider eat the megachelon 🐢 and feel better

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2022-01-10T02:15:40+00:00

Death is all i can say dead and gone you will be

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2022-01-01T04:13:34+00:00

If you in a situation where you have to deal with this heres how to survive get 100 rexs and 100 spinos and get 3000 more Rexs,Spinos and make sure you have a rocket launcher make sure ur dinos have rocket launchers make sure ur friends have rocket launchers make sure ur tribe has rocket launchers if it still dont die run away as fast as u can and go back to ur base :)

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2021-12-26T06:05:43+00:00

Cant I just bring it to my cat as a new toy? He loves spiders!

Or maybe instead I need a giant tissue

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2021-11-13T05:23:07+00:00

This is probably the cutest and most passive creature in the game. It is a simple, passive tame. Feed it your arm or leg and it will love you forever.

And each time you respawn, it will keep eating your leg, just to show how much it loves you.

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2021-09-14T18:35:13+00:00

I’m assuming this is What bit Spider-Man

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2021-08-03T20:50:22+00:00

Well sh!t I’m going a bigger shoe

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score -2 · Answer 15 · 2021-06-20T22:52:32+00:00

If you think of it is it a female because it has a big butt...

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2022-07-29T16:07:11+00:00

If you want to kill it all you need is a lot of high level reapers king or queen dose it matter? If you lose them then your gone unless you of a gun or mini gun or some bug spray spray it it dead

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2022-07-02T00:58:58+00:00

Really great for gathering berries for beginners

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2022-07-01T00:24:33+00:00

So im preet good with bug irl there fine except for roches and spiders

Spiders are fine long as they STAY AWAY but this is just .....

I dont know

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2022-06-20T15:45:37+00:00

Real men kill with a dodo (they can’t fight back)

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2022-03-04T00:20:59+00:00

You'll need a bigger broom to kill it