What are some funny jokes or stories about the broodmother lysrix? Funny broodmother lysrix jokes submitted by ARK players.
Gotta use a pretty big cup and newspaper for these guys
-Ira's Aquatics
Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout...
OUT CAME THE GUN AND WIPE THE SPIDER OUT
Use ascendant newspaper to knock it out quicker
Your going to need a bigger shoe
Best new strat when fighting brood mother
Cheat: kill
How to kill a broodmother for starters! (Step 1, bring a flip flop) (step 2, slap it)
a big frickin' spider went up the water spout
OUT CAME THE BABIES AND KNOCKED THE PLAYER OUT
When you realize the minions do torpor and you didn't bring any stimulants
Hello darkness my old friend.........
When your fighting The Alpha Broodmother and your Rex dies, don't be sad, go out a trooper and pike her to your very last breath!
Spiders in Australia be like ….
So is this the spider that bit Spiderman?
700 likes and I’ll fight it with a lvl2 dodo
Gamma obviously
-Ripasaurus
Bring 20 Rexes and prepare for the epic Remake of Stephen King's IT.
Not because it's a giant spider but because they ALL FLOAT.
Real men defeats a alpha brood mother with parasaurs
“Bugs! Millions of them!”
Starship troopers quote
I think a person with arachnophobia would quit this game if they found out about this thing.
Go with more than a fist... you will die... trust me I know from experience
My cat and the Broodmother have one thing in common..
They are both untamable.
In dedication to Boo
Stop listening to all the idiots telling you that you need rexes, yuties, megas, and such! All you need is a flip flop
"We're gonna need a bigger shoe"