Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
When your fighting The Alpha Broodmother and your Rex dies, don't be sad, go out a trooper and pike her to your very last breath!
More Broodmother Lysrix Funny Tips
Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout...
OUT CAME THE GUN AND WIPE THE SPIDER OUT
Spider man: before we can be bf and gf you have to meet my parents
Me: ok
Spidermanβs dad: ok I guess
Spidermanβs mom(brood mother):hi
Me: *shoots his mom*
Spider man: that was my mom bro
Me: *shoots the dad and son*
Me: *transforms in to venom* yes very good very good
Americans after seeing this: OH GOD THATS A GIANT SPIDER
Australians after seeing this: itβs just a tiny spider
Use ascendant newspaper to knock it out quicker
Your going to need a bigger shoe
How To Tame A Broodmother Lysrix:
1. You donβt
2. Cry
- Tatakae5339
a big frickin' spider went up the water spout
OUT CAME THE BABIES AND KNOCKED THE PLAYER OUT
How to kill a broodmother for starters! (Step 1, bring a flip flop) (step 2, slap it)
Best new strat when fighting brood mother
Cheat: kill
Real men tame it without cheatsβ¦
Somehow.