Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the broodmother lysrix? Funny broodmother lysrix jokes submitted by ARK players.
Weird it looked so small from a distance all I brought was a flip flop
Literally just use your primitive stone pick
Go with more than a fist... you will die... trust me I know from experience
The brood mother can be male this means that itβs actually brood father
When my arachnophobia friend sees this
... βNA MAN I AM GOODβ βrage quitsβ
... βNA MAN I AM GOODβ βrage quitsβ
Nuke it. Nuke it from orbit.
Filler
Filler
Great starter tame ez just donβt forget the /forcetame
Use a frog to knock it out and about 50 narco berries to keep it down it likes to eat Dino souls so bring like 10,000
Thatβs a lot of damage we gon need a bigger boot
This my good friends is shelob from Lord of the rings
Forcetame and then sneak up on your friends
"We're gonna need a bigger shoe"
If this is a bug would Bug Repellant work
Jk its a boss
Jk its a boss
the insy winsy spider came out the water spout
OUT CAME THE GUNS AND WE WIPED THE SPIDER OUT
So we took all the tek and left the spider to die!
the insy winsy spider died a horrible life
OUT CAME THE GUNS AND WE WIPED THE SPIDER OUT
So we took all the tek and left the spider to die!
the insy winsy spider died a horrible life
Just a normal spider you just need your foot :l
Feel like you wonβt be able to squash it.
Itβll probably just put a hole in you or your foot
Itβll probably just put a hole in you or your foot
Where is my vacum? Wre we in australia?
me:Ok letβs do a boss run guys the entire tribe:dies me: ? Wow it was the broodmother not a dodo why did you use your clubs and not the ak47s and the Titan forts guns
God didily dang just slap it for god sake
Two words. Shoe Cannon.