Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout...

OUT CAME THE GUN AND WIPE THE SPIDER OUT

Use ascendant newspaper to knock it out quicker

Americans after seeing this: OH GOD THATS A GIANT SPIDER

Australians after seeing this: it’s just a tiny spider

Your going to need a bigger shoe

a big frickin' spider went up the water spout

OUT CAME THE BABIES AND KNOCKED THE PLAYER OUT

How to kill a broodmother for starters! (Step 1, bring a flip flop) (step 2, slap it)

Best new strat when fighting brood mother

Cheat: kill

Real men tame it without cheats…

Somehow.

So is this the spider that bit Spiderman?