Bring 20 Rexes and prepare for the epic Remake of Stephen King's IT. Not because it's a giant spider but because they… | Broodmother Lysrix Funny Tips

229 points Funny Sep 11, 2017

Bring 20 Rexes and prepare for the epic Remake of Stephen King's IT.
Not because it's a giant spider but because they ALL FLOAT.

375 points Funny Sep 6, 2017

Best new strat when fighting brood mother

Cheat: kill

Your going to need a bigger shoe

Literally just use your primitive stone pick

231 points Funny Jan 9, 2018

When you realize the minions do torpor and you didn't bring any stimulants
Hello darkness my old friend.........

257 points Funny Sep 1, 2017

When your fighting The Alpha Broodmother and your Rex dies, don't be sad, go out a trooper and pike her to your very last breath!

Dododex

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