Bring 20 Rexes and prepare for the epic Remake of Stephen King's IT.
Not because it's a giant spider but because they ALL FLOAT.
Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout...
OUT CAME THE GUN AND WIPE THE SPIDER OUT
Americans after seeing this: OH GOD THATS A GIANT SPIDER
Australians after seeing this: it’s just a tiny spider
Use ascendant newspaper to knock it out quicker
How To Tame A Broodmother Lysrix:
1. You don’t
Your going to need a bigger shoe
a big frickin' spider went up the water spout
OUT CAME THE BABIES AND KNOCKED THE PLAYER OUT
Real men tame it without cheats…
How to kill a broodmother for starters! (Step 1, bring a flip flop) (step 2, slap it)
Best new strat when fighting brood mother
Find a gumn point at yourself there's no jope