What are some funny jokes or stories about the brontosaurus? Funny brontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I had a guy on a raptor trying to kill me, so I hid under a lvl 115 bronto hoping it would come and accidentally go to Mars. Well he didn't and decided to shoot me with a bow. Well the bronto hit box glitch and he went to Mars with his raptor.
Name it Bonesaw cause “you’re goin’ nowhere!”
Bonesaw “You’re goin’ nowhere!”
Dont try single hand tranqing a level 890....
Go tame a giga youl save alot more time 😑
Tamed mine at level 30. No regrets, no reason at all. Ontario protects my thatch base.
VOTE UP!!! Wyverns can pick this up. Just use ZR Or the right click and you picked it up *Shifty Eyes*
Fun fact this is actually an apatosaurus they did the name wrong
Big foot
Were you looking for the Diplodocus page?
Probably not XD
When you have swamp fever either transfer servers or give up ark or just get rly high health and fortitude
Easily tamed with a bola and a slingshot. Bring at least 28 stone.
This should have a stomp attack because the titanosaur has one
Me (a noob) for no reason: heh heh heh *slaps and runs*
Noob me thought it would be a good idea to hit this strong boi. And that’s how I lost my first base.
They look very scary and are very easy to hurt you but inside they are all lovey sweethearts who just want cuddles ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Where do we hit me again and again and then this kid showed up to kill me and then I wrecked the game
My brothers are pros at ark and they said to prove myself “worthy” I had to tame a broto fess how that turned out 😢
Up this tip if you ever tried to bola this guy.
DANGER VERY BIG BOI HE VERY BIG
What do you get when you cross a bronto with a rank in games. A bronze. This a bad joke is it