Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the brontosaurus? Funny brontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2019-08-30T06:52:13+00:00

Ya know what they say about dinos with long necks ;).....Derp

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2024-02-28T12:28:32+00:00

That guy must have some neck problems due to the slouching

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2021-11-03T21:50:06+00:00

I knocked a level 4 out with about 20-25 tranqs on a bow and tried taking it but bugs were killing the knocked out bronto.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I hate those bugs

And that’s indeed true

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2021-09-16T05:36:57+00:00

a bob used his balm for one he was king of that beach for like 1 hour and until a 450 argy got them rip he's never logged on since 😢

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2019-05-28T02:23:38+00:00

These things are great for window washing.Their long necks let you get up high.

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2023-12-23T20:54:33+00:00

I got dunked by it on herbivore island

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2021-07-04T17:17:55+00:00

Weird I just searched yeetasuares I did not see anything!?

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2021-06-22T07:56:40+00:00

Guess what? If this was in real life, it would smak baby kata (BABY KATA IS A CRINGE BOI HE MADE BY A 32 YEAR OLD MAN THAT MADE A A PEE PEE POO POO VIDEO AND I NEARLY SCREEMED) all the way to space and beat sasa, nasa, kasa, and caso. (Caso is spanish for cheese)

-Beanzles!-

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2021-06-16T08:21:54+00:00

The most awesome fight between this guy is T-Rex formidable foe indeed

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2021-06-14T18:23:07+00:00

This thing collects berries from non existent bushes

For some reason

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2021-06-01T15:17:08+00:00

When you at level 1 or more than 12

"Bronto is god"

And when your level 41 or high

"Nah..imma just kill him"

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2021-04-26T17:21:54+00:00

POV: ya just got sling shot unlocked you tamed a bronto. You level up a couple of times. You find supply drop. In it theres a platform bronto saddle.

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2021-04-23T13:43:50+00:00

I'm gonna write a tip with no words

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2021-04-19T23:10:18+00:00

Fun fact: If you listen closely, Brontosauruses reuse the exact same voice lines as the Carbonemeys/Turtles, idle and all, albeit slowed down.

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2021-03-02T20:23:25+00:00

Normal dinos 5 berries, bronto can’t see one half of the screen

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2018-10-05T17:43:46+00:00

Puzza sauce is red, azulberries are blue, my bronto ate pizza, and yours did too

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2023-10-05T21:58:35+00:00

1st attempt I saw a bronto then I knocked it out but my iPad died before that I gave it berries Second attempt same as first but I knocked it out already 200 attempts later I finally I tamed it

SUS

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2023-09-10T20:29:00+00:00

Real men knock max levels with slingshots and tame it with berries and Marco berries only.

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2023-08-20T19:04:36+00:00

This thing is capable to make u the best drug dealer since Pablo Escobar with just 1 tail swipe (if u don't know who he is search it up)

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2021-01-31T02:35:36+00:00

Brontos are by far the best aerial creatures in the game. Aerial means related to the air by the way. Brontos are so slick while flying through the air. As you happily travel round the map with the clouds In your face and the wind blowing hard you fly like an airplane. Thankyou for reading about this amazing creature. Squirrely-