Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the brontosaurus? Funny brontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2023-11-04T13:45:11+00:00

This dude is non existent (swerve to that upper-facing arrow if you are a historical dino-know-it-all like me)

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2022-12-30T05:18:59+00:00

when I first joined ark I had a bright pink dodo named flamingo but it died to this flippin thing and I just rode my moschops away, only to find a dead dodo body. I then put him in my house not only for him to go through the floor an he just decomposed under there. Rip flamingo

score 5 · Answer 3 · 2021-04-13T19:19:05+00:00

Wee! Big fat bouncy slide!!!!!!!!

score 5 · Answer 4 · 2021-04-01T08:14:23+00:00

Poor titan.small base.but awesome part is aaaaa . He flip his tail

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2024-08-18T07:07:05+00:00

ME WHEN I WAS NEW - YES I GOT A PIC AXE NOW NO ONE CAN FIGHT WITH ME

LE ME LATER WITH THAT BLUE EGG - WHATS THAT BIG EGG THINGY? I GOT MY FOOD FOR 1 YEAR

LE ME LATER - HEY YO!!! LONG NECK STOP THROWING ME !!

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2023-10-08T15:14:41+00:00

Get a female and male bronto breed them drop the male in the ocean act like a caveman and you got yourself the good dinosaur

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2022-11-13T03:17:09+00:00

Me: *sees rex*

Red: haha die :>

Bronto: allow me to introduce myself

Rex: OH-

Stego and anky: time for legit war :D

Based off a true story

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2021-01-12T10:00:37+00:00

The guy below me is retarded (thats me lol)

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score 2 · Answer 9 · 2023-08-24T09:51:26+00:00

First time trying to tame one I just spammed tranq arrows so close knock out then big boy rex starts to chomp chomp and I’m out

score 5 · Answer 10 · 2020-12-16T05:31:42+00:00

Bronto is .......................... dinosaur

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2020-12-13T06:21:54+00:00

Hit a brontosaurus in the toe then you get a ufo

score 5 · Answer 12 · 2020-11-26T19:13:57+00:00

Giraffe+random Dino=Bronto

ME BIG BRAINS

score 6 · Answer 13 · 2019-12-31T02:16:02+00:00

It’s chunky, that’s why it can’t fly

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2024-07-04T02:02:32+00:00

i remember i was riding my raptor after some parasaur because i wanted to tame it and this guy showed up outta nowhere and i accidentally hit him and i got sent to outer space..

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2020-09-27T00:24:03+00:00

I like em big

I like em chunky

*chunky*

I like em round

With somethin somethin

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2023-07-10T05:51:27+00:00

If you see a blue bro to egg, pick it up! It will tame the bronto almost immediately. It only works if you are in close proximity to the bronco though. Have fun :)

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2022-07-16T20:59:25+00:00

Me and my friend where trying to kill a bronto. Turns out it killed us…... A LOT!!!!!!!!!!

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2022-07-09T00:31:19+00:00

Want to know how hard mama spanks if you've never felt it well punch my friend bronto he'll show ya.

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2022-06-21T11:49:22+00:00

Big dinosaur hehe huge neck dino

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2021-07-29T01:34:38+00:00

I’m going to need more arrows