Steal it’s egg, get yeeted out of orbit

Don’t touch giant blue eggs in the forest if you value existence

Tip : Don't put wooden / metal spike walls near your base if you live in an area with a lot of sauropods.

this is why : since they like to wander around, There's a chance that they will get stabbed by the spikes when they wander near your base. And they will get mad at you, kill your tames, and wreck your base.

so please be careful and think twice before setting up spikes near your base.

thank you for reading.

Warning! Legs can look like tree trunks when farming wood with a Castorides. Brontos don't like things chewing their legs.

I was busy getting 13 of my tames on my upgraded raft

(It was dark) then I accidentally punched it with a metal hatchet

The 13 turned into 3

I had 4 dilos 3 Dodds 1 phiomia 2 paras 1 mosschop 1 anklo

After the incident I had 1 Para 1 mosschop 1 anklo

These seem slow until you piss one off. After that you have entered orbit

If you are being chased by a huge carnivore just run through a brontosaurus legs as fast as you can.

How to steal big funny blue egg 2: the sequel

1. get tons of tames

2. Find egg

3. "Borrow" egg

4. Once funny long neck dino gets the legal rights to rickroll you destroy it with your tames.

5. You have egg :D

6. I take no responsibility for any casualties in the battle with funny long neck dino, YOU decided to stea- I mean borrow it's egg.

How to steal big funny blue egg:

1. Build a raft

2. Find egg

3. Grab egg

4. Dash to raft before funny long neck dino catches you

5. Get as far away from land as you can

6. You now have egg

Tame it. Move it to a drop upload it and the download it at a drop next to your base for quick delivery!