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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the bloodstalker? Funny bloodstalker jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 4 · Answer 1 · 2021-07-10T01:25:57+00:00

smh, when you’re blood stalker taming and the only low level you can find (lvl 90) that’s actually good finally reels you in then drop you for a dilo, blood stalker really just said lol jk to my face

-TeenyPumpkin (idk 50👍 I make a blood stalker breeding program?)

score 6 · Answer 2 · 2020-03-08T19:21:26+00:00

The reason it gets taller when you take out a weapon is so if you turn on it it can throw you on the ground

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2020-03-07T23:56:15+00:00

Get a qweatel sqad then put bloodstalkers on them one per qweatel then parachute into the enemy base then when they land yell bog runners deployed!!!

score 6 · Answer 4 · 2020-02-23T04:47:00+00:00

You knew they were wrong when they said there was never a monster in your closet.

Let’s see how they react when they see THIS!

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2024-03-29T16:00:01+00:00

I am spooder🕷️

I like blood 🩸

You have tons 🫵

So give me sum 🤲

I zip-zip 🦵

All around 😊

Your lifeless body 😀

Lays on the ground💀

I grab with web🕸️

Beware my bite👹

Congrats you've tamed this guy! 🫶

I am useful 🫠

Very much🙃

Give me blood 🩸

I go *munch* 😋

-UrLocalDuck

score 6 · Answer 6 · 2019-12-15T11:44:13+00:00

Just When you think the broodmother and the araneo was enough then ark releases this...

score 6 · Answer 7 · 2019-11-25T07:24:29+00:00

Uh you good spiderman?you seem to be a little bit uh... creepy...dont give me nightmares...please.updoot

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2020-07-21T16:20:11+00:00

Bloodstalker 1: What you drinking over their bloodstalker 2?

Bloodstalker 2: Human blood want some?

Bloodstalker 1: Nah I got diet blood

score 6 · Answer 9 · 2019-11-09T23:16:33+00:00

It will consume your soul, beware!

score 6 · Answer 10 · 2019-11-06T06:25:05+00:00

Will help you become spiderman

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2020-04-09T14:56:10+00:00

I just thought of a blood stalker waving his arms around and dancing saying “OH YEAH MR KRAB OH YEAH OH YEAH MR KRAB”

score 5 · Answer 12 · 2020-03-22T22:54:38+00:00

Me: alright tribe mate let's go tame a spino😁!... buddy where r u? Bloodstalker in my belly🤭. Me:😳. Bloodstalker:now u can visit him *gulp*

score 5 · Answer 13 · 2020-03-15T13:01:14+00:00

Drink beer and look at your bloodstalkers names

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2020-12-12T21:28:24+00:00

Once I got stalked by a blood stalker it was looking at me so I when the to my base then it was on top of the tree hanging over my base it was the same level because I had a spy glass and used it. I go to my smithing table make a gun and died to it

Me:technical difficulties

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2020-03-07T15:11:26+00:00

Great another passive tame for an aggressive creature. Also good luck getting the blood to feed this passive tame because why won’t it just eat you to get all the blood it needs.

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2019-11-21T13:22:25+00:00

ARK is a crazy cool game! But now a broodmother spider-man! THIS GAME GOT WAY TO CRAZY!!!😐

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2023-03-10T00:05:15+00:00

Spider of Ohio!!! M0R3 W0R63 more words

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2020-08-14T11:15:30+00:00

Ohhhhhh so this is what Spider-Man was based on

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2022-04-16T16:34:20+00:00

Whoever said "im gonna tame one so someone can hold me" heres a gmsummon for it Gmsummon "BogSpider_Character_BP_C" any level you want helpful tip

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2022-03-30T22:01:04+00:00

Ark brainstorming: alright, let’s make a giant spider! Let’s make it shoot webs and swing around like Spider-Man, let’s make it dmg, hp, stamina, weight, and move speed all amazing! And let’s make it double jump! Let’s make it climb! Let’s make it grab things with its webs! And let’s make it tamable!

Ark players: 😁

Ark: and let’s make it grab onto you and try to eat you when you try to tame it! And let’s make it need cannons to tame!

Ark players: 😕🙂

All jokes aside though, this is a great tame