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Jokes and funny moments about the Bloodstalker from ARK players.

Never seen one. I hope I never get yeeted up a tree, so I guess I’m lucky.

So when I get killed by someone with one of these I blue screen 50% of the time...

Spider man spider man does whatever a nightmare does sucks your blood leaves you dry watch out👁👁 here comes your worst nightmare

Anyone who’s heard of “The Backrooms” (Infinite rooms of insanity draining lights and yellow wallpaper with monsters in it).

I think this thing came from it and escaped

I am spooder🕷️

I like blood 🩸

You have tons 🫵

So give me sum 🤲

I zip-zip 🦵

All around 😊

Your lifeless body 😀

Lays on the ground💀

I grab with web🕸️

Beware my bite👹

Congrats you've tamed this guy! 🫶

I am useful 🫠

Very…

Less tip more question, do bloodstalker have issues eating from trough with no players present? We just had two starve for no reason. Yes we are trying to raise them and had plenty of blood in the trough when we logged.

These things look like a fleshy version of the machines from the matrix

As annoying to tame like moskeeters. Make sure to have a ghillie suit on. And do not ride your tames that you wanna keep around the area they spawn.

Me: oh no you are bleeding

Bloodstacker: let me have some blood real quick

Me:whyyy I’m dieing

Bloodstacker:oops did I do it wrong

Me:P

Me:whats that it looks like a Spider

:spider:(grabs me and sucks blond)

Me: welp thats my hardwork gone see u in 1y ark

Just damn it I can't say anything 😭😭😭 what can I do 😔😔

Apparently if you get s**t faced around these guys they get funny names like ‘daddy boglegs’ or ‘danger noodle’

Very true