Murder noodles looks so goofy when you hold a gun whilst riding it

-Ira's Aquatics

Spider man, Spider man, does whatever a spider can, spins a web, any size, sucks your body, completely dry

In Soviet, Russia, you don’t ride Bloodstalker—Bloodstalker ride you.

I was walking around with no tames and I was grabbed by one with no blood packets on me I was punching and moving and it randomly said “you have tamed a bloodstalker” bring it up if funny

You tame this by sacrificing Joe

When you sacrifice your LVL 100 parasaur to get good taming efficiency on your new bloodstalker

A SOUL FOR A SOUL

Araneo: I am best spider

Broodmother: What

Araneo has left the chat

Broodmother: I am best spider

Bloodstalker has entered the chat

Broodmother has left the chat

Best way to get free blood packs on pvp servers:

1. Hang in a large tree and pretend to be an normal tame. 2. Wait for a player looking for a bloodstalker

3. Suck it

4. Boom! free bloodpacks for days bby :D

Nobody: My Bloodstalker when I run out of blood packs: You Know The Rules And So Do I

Me : climbs a tree

Bloodstalker: YEAH YOU GOT THAT YUMMY YUMMY

Step 1: Tame a Bloodstalker

Step 2: Ride it

Step 3: Become Spider-Man!

Bloodstalker...hmm what a odd way to spell you worst nightmare

Spiderman Spiderman

Damn these bloodstalkers are annoying man.

They will grab and then stab

Your Friendly Spidermon is evolving..........

Your Spidermon Evolved into... BLOODS-TALKER

... Bola your friend and run...!

Had a dream where one was talking to me

I'm gonna go tame one of these just so someone will hold me :(

Just another day in Australia.

Spider man,

spider man,

does whatever a spider can.

Spins a web,

lystro sized,

sucks your blood veins

completely dry,

watch out,

here comes the spider man.

~the blood stalker song~

WHAT IN THE DONKEY IS THIS THING

Blood stalker… dark stalker! ( WOF reference)

— the plastic bag