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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the bloodstalker? Funny bloodstalker jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2026-05-24T22:03:24+00:00

Blood stalker… dark stalker! ( WOF reference)

— the plastic bag

score 579 · Answer 2 · 2020-03-16T02:02:08+00:00

Spider man, Spider man, does whatever a spider can, spins a web, any size, sucks your body, completely dry

score 584 · Answer 3 · 2020-02-21T04:26:44+00:00

In Soviet, Russia, you don’t ride Bloodstalker—Bloodstalker ride you.

score 334 · Answer 4 · 2021-04-21T13:11:26+00:00

I was walking around with no tames and I was grabbed by one with no blood packets on me I was punching and moving and it randomly said “you have tamed a bloodstalker” bring it up if funny

score 407 · Answer 5 · 2019-11-08T01:38:32+00:00

You tame this by sacrificing Joe

score 339 · Answer 6 · 2020-05-04T16:55:44+00:00

When you sacrifice your LVL 100 parasaur to get good taming efficiency on your new bloodstalker

A SOUL FOR A SOUL

score 284 · Answer 7 · 2021-01-19T12:19:48+00:00

Araneo: I am best spider

Broodmother: What

Araneo has left the chat

Broodmother: I am best spider

Bloodstalker has entered the chat

Broodmother has left the chat

score 261 · Answer 8 · 2020-03-09T08:49:56+00:00

Best way to get free blood packs on pvp servers:

1. Hang in a large tree and pretend to be an normal tame. 2. Wait for a player looking for a bloodstalker

3. Suck it

4. Boom! free bloodpacks for days bby :D

score 247 · Answer 9 · 2020-05-07T09:12:05+00:00

Nobody: My Bloodstalker when I run out of blood packs: You Know The Rules And So Do I

score 216 · Answer 10 · 2020-02-28T21:39:13+00:00

Me : climbs a tree

Bloodstalker: YEAH YOU GOT THAT YUMMY YUMMY

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2026-04-06T20:24:33+00:00

Me: (Peacefully wandering the bog with my carno)

I turn around and my carno is dead. Poor Clay. (Yea it’s named Clay from Wings of fire) anyway, I start harvesting the body for hide lol. And suddenly I see my heath goin down and I’m like panicking and checking my stats for starvation and stuff. Then I die and when it’s at the little part right before you go to the respawn screen I see one of these mutant creatures. Never. Again (but how did I not see it like c’mon me!)

score 157 · Answer 12 · 2020-02-28T09:57:23+00:00

Bloodstalker...hmm what a odd way to spell you worst nightmare

score 148 · Answer 13 · 2020-04-25T15:11:55+00:00

Spiderman Spiderman

Damn these bloodstalkers are annoying man.

They will grab and then stab

score 138 · Answer 14 · 2020-02-29T14:14:14+00:00

Your Friendly Spidermon is evolving..........

Your Spidermon Evolved into... BLOODS-TALKER

... Bola your friend and run...!

score 118 · Answer 15 · 2020-02-28T09:52:25+00:00

Had a dream where one was talking to me

score 113 · Answer 16 · 2020-03-07T04:44:39+00:00

I'm gonna go tame one of these just so someone will hold me :(

score 61 · Answer 17 · 2022-11-06T23:32:07+00:00

Just another day in Australia.

score 85 · Answer 18 · 2021-02-08T06:43:08+00:00

Spider man,

spider man,

does whatever a spider can.

Spins a web,

lystro sized,

sucks your blood veins

completely dry,

watch out,

here comes the spider man.

~the blood stalker song~

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2026-04-03T01:25:28+00:00

Bipady bopity your blood is my property.

score 60 · Answer 20 · 2021-03-30T17:43:25+00:00

When u drink beer it gives it funny name lol my favorite is flying spaghetti monster