Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the beelzebufo? Funny beelzebufo jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 5 · Answer 1 · 2023-04-29T16:36:59+00:00

Real men stick there tongue back at him

score 16 · Answer 2 · 2020-04-30T19:23:56+00:00

I tamed one of these not knowing it could be harmful the tame was sussecful then i saw some tamboas i shoot two my carno and my frog go down of a claff to attack it my carno when down normaly like any dino but the frog FRINKIN YEETED HIMSELF OFF THE CLIFF but took no fall damage it was funny he just when ragdoll after yeeting himself like 50ft away from the cliff then attacked one of dem snake bois i busted up laughing XD

score 12 · Answer 3 · 2021-05-14T06:27:07+00:00

Lol, it jumps soooo high. It can jump over a dino gate.

score 16 · Answer 4 · 2020-04-12T01:19:42+00:00

When i see one i go AWWW ITS SO CUTE!! And then a gator gets me...

score 16 · Answer 5 · 2020-03-31T05:01:55+00:00

I had a forg once when I was noob and I loved him. But he died in a raid. My friends started to tame frogs and put the outside the base to be killed. Lol

score 8 · Answer 6 · 2022-05-10T20:01:02+00:00

One came in and said HIPPITY HOPPITY IM HERE TO LICK YOUR PROPERTY

score 14 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-13T14:27:26+00:00

Hippity hoppity your life will now go stoppity

score 10 · Answer 8 · 2021-07-11T13:37:34+00:00

Actual Beelzebufo size: about 15 inches.

ARK Beelzebufo size: like 5 feet

score 14 · Answer 9 · 2020-04-18T06:24:02+00:00

My clothes where broken and I hit one frog and he slapped my butt and my tribe mate started to help me by hitting it then his mate can and stabbed our butts.

score 12 · Answer 10 · 2020-10-03T17:39:58+00:00

U can piss off therizinasaur, carno and other aggressive bastards by jumping on their heads all the time.

score 12 · Answer 11 · 2020-09-21T15:02:27+00:00

Get a green ferox specially levelled and bred to kill beelzebufo, feed it on nothing but their meat for all it's life, name it baby Yoda....... 😈

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2023-12-11T12:53:46+00:00

Is that Kermit the frog’s ancestor?

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2023-04-03T18:21:29+00:00

Da heck’n heck is the picture (LOL)

score 14 · Answer 14 · 2019-11-10T20:49:47+00:00

Ribbit Ribbit Ribbit Ribbit die die die die lick lick lick lick frog frog frog frog FROGZILLA FROGZILLA FROGZILLA FROGZILLA

score 10 · Answer 15 · 2021-02-17T01:27:47+00:00

I once seen one of these, so I walked up to it and me being Dumb I hit it and let’s just say respawn happened

score 10 · Answer 16 · 2021-02-03T01:07:59+00:00

I think they should make cementing paste lighter👍

score 12 · Answer 17 · 2020-05-20T19:10:02+00:00

The best taming method is to stand REALLY far back and hold and ice cream for him to pick.

Then he get brain freeze.

score 18 · Answer 18 · 2018-04-21T16:40:24+00:00

It's a frog. It eats bugs and when it digested thee bugs in it's stomach you get cementing paste. Gotta be a painful surgery for your frog.

score 18 · Answer 19 · 2018-02-26T07:20:00+00:00

Honestly one of my personal favourite mounts in the game, great for even exploring, and gwtting away from not so Toad friendly situations, like seeing a Tyrannosaurus who mistakenly believes you to be a quick lunch, just- WEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!