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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the beelzebufo? Funny beelzebufo jokes submitted by ARK players.
I.. I went out looking for sarcos in the swamp to tame and.. I saw one. An enormous, crazy-eyed beelzebufo. He hopped all around me as I cowered in a corner. I attempted to attack, and all he did was stab his tongue all over my body. He broke all of my clothes off, and began viciously stabbing my ass cheeks as many times as he could. He touched me in ways I can’t describe..
I tamed one of these not knowing it could be harmful the tame was sussecful then i saw some tamboas i shoot two my carno and my frog go down of a claff to attack it my carno when down normaly like any dino but the frog FRINKIN YEETED HIMSELF OFF THE CLIFF but took no fall damage it was funny he just when ragdoll after yeeting himself like 50ft away from the cliff then attacked one of dem snake bois i busted up laughing XD