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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
My clothes where broken and I hit one frog and he slapped my butt and my tribe mate started to help me by hitting it then his mate can and stabbed our butts.
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I am going to kermit suicide
-famous last words of my frog
Kiss it, and it could be a prince. That, or you'll get knocked out.
tbh riding this thing irl would break its spine 15 damn times.
im bad at making jokes :)
- joke by HJK
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Two words : goodbye gravity. Get one of these guys because theyβre just fast. First go to swamp find one next spray with tranks (arrows or darts) and finally shove meat up itβs ass BOOM youβve got your own flying saucer .Sandwichy(:
He goes:
NNNNEEEEERRRRROOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW
Actual Beelzebufo size: about 15 inches.
ARK Beelzebufo size: like 5 feet
Has a Beelzebufo (sheβs still alive btw) and saw an alpha Carno in the redwoods, the Carno was stuck inside one of those hollow tree bridges but itβs head and tail were poking out, I took the opportunity while t was there and licked the alpha Carno to death
Has a Beelzebufo (sheβs still alive btw) and saw an alpha Carno in the redwoods, the Carno was stuck inside one of those hollow tree bridges but itβs head and tail were poking out, I took the opportunity while t was there and licked the alpha Carno to death