Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies

My clothes where broken and I hit one frog and he slapped my butt and my tribe mate started to help me by hitting it then his mate can and stabbed our butts.
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That jump though...............
Kiss it, and it could be a prince. That, or you'll get knocked out.
I once seen one of these, so I walked up to it and me being Dumb I hit it and letβs just say respawn happened
W H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G I N M Y S W A M P
Frog and toad are friends.
Frog and toad team up to murder a survivor
Frog and toad team up to murder a survivor
I was running around the Swamp, with my Tribemate. I accidentally hit a Frog, didnβt know, and it was chasing me. My Tribemate was behind me, and noticed the frog. My pants had previously broken, and he were heading home. The frog stabbed itβs tongue right at my ass cheeks. My friend screamed through his mic, and it knocked me. The frog started stabbing my ass brutally. My Tribemate began panicking as I shouted at him to help, but the attack reminded him too much of... sex. Long story short the Tribemate isnβt my Tribemate anymore.
I think they should make cementing paste lighterπ
What the hell this thing is usel- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Hippity hoppity get the hell off my propertey
Me and my tribe mate live over near a swamp and one of these bastards ran into our base screaming HIPPITY HOPPITY IβM HERE FOR YOUR PROPERTY and long story short everyone in our tribe died and our last remaining survivor was a compy in our basement.