Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
One day, a from went to the bank. He went to this one bank teller, Patricia Whack, and he said "Hey gurl can I take out a $3,000,000,000 loan?" Patricia was, of course, shocked and she says back "Well, thats a lot of money! We donβt usually give out loans to frogs anyways." So, then, the frog says, "My name is Kermit Jagger, and, well, my dad is Mick Jagger, so moneys not really ever been a worry in my family." Patricia was still concerned. "Well need some collateral on that, of course..." she begins to say, but the frog says "Oh? Collateral? Here, take this", and he hands her a worthless little porcelain elephant. Patricia is very confused, so she takes the elephant and goes to her manager and explains the situation. The manager takes the horse, looks at Patricia, and says:
It's a knick-knack,
Patty Whack,
Give the frog a loan!
His old man's a rolling stone.
Thanks for reading this is my favorite joke :D
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