Kiss it, and it could be a prince. That, or you'll get knocked out.

Everyone that ups this gets a cookie

One day, a from went to the bank. He went to this one bank teller, Patricia Whack, and he said "Hey gurl can I take out a $3,000,000,000 loan?" Patricia was, of course, shocked and she says back "Well, thats a lot of money! We don’t usually give out loans to frogs anyways." So, then, the frog says, "My name is Kermit Jagger, and, well, my dad is Mick Jagger, so moneys not really ever been a worry in my family." Patricia was still concerned. "Well need some collateral on that, of course..." she begins to say, but the frog says "Oh? Collateral? Here, take this", and he hands her a worthless little porcelain elephant. Patricia is very confused, so she takes the elephant and goes to her manager and explains the situation. The manager takes the horse, looks at Patricia, and says:

It's a knick-knack,

Patty Whack,

Give the frog a loan!

His old man's a rolling stone.

Thanks for reading this is my favorite joke :D

Who else punched this the first time they saw it?

Me a frog

Me like bog

Me eat dog

Me hat you

Me sit on you

Me cough on you

ME EAT YOU!

Frog song

What the hell this thing is usel- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

Y’all have herd of hog rider, no get ready for FROG RIDAAAAA

Has a Beelzebufo (she’s still alive btw) and saw an alpha Carno in the redwoods, the Carno was stuck inside one of those hollow tree bridges but it’s head and tail were poking out, I took the opportunity while t was there and licked the alpha Carno to death

I had a frog, but it croaked.

Ha ha ha ha.

Please don't judge me

Me and my tribe mate live over near a swamp and one of these bastards ran into our base screaming HIPPITY HOPPITY I’M HERE FOR YOUR PROPERTY and long story short everyone in our tribe died and our last remaining survivor was a compy in our basement.