Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
There once was a man who sailed across a river on a boat with two frogs it was a long journey but they made it.
More Beelzebufo Funny Tips
Kiss it, and it could be a prince. That, or you'll get knocked out.
Everyone that ups this gets a cookie
What the hell this thing is usel- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Kill all of the frogs you killed while riding a Titanosaurus
Yβall have herd of hog rider, no get ready for FROG RIDAAAAA
Who else punched this the first time they saw it?
Has a Beelzebufo (sheβs still alive btw) and saw an alpha Carno in the redwoods, the Carno was stuck inside one of those hollow tree bridges but itβs head and tail were poking out, I took the opportunity while t was there and licked the alpha Carno to death
I had a frog, but it croaked.
Ha ha ha ha.
Please don't judge me
Me a frog
Me like bog
Me eat dog
Me hat you
Me sit on you
Me cough on you
ME EAT YOU!
Frog song
One day, a from went to the bank. He went to this one bank teller, Patricia Whack, and he said "Hey gurl can I take out a $3,000,000,000 loan?" Patricia was, of course, shocked and she says back "Well, thats a lot of money! We donβt usually give out loans to frogs anyways." So, then, the frog says, "My name is Kermit Jagger, and, well, my dad is Mick Jagger, so moneys not really ever been a worry in my family." Patricia was still concerned. "Well need some collateral on that, of course..." she begins to say, but the frog says "Oh? Collateral? Here, take this", and he hands her a worthless little porcelain elephant. Patricia is very confused, so she takes the elephant and goes to her manager and explains the situation. The manager takes the horse, looks at Patricia, and says:
It's a knick-knack,
Patty Whack,
Give the frog a loan!
His old man's a rolling stone.
Thanks for reading this is my favorite joke :D