Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Couple months back: in Ragnarok
Me and my friend: going to the lowlands
Me: you sure dis a gud idea?
Friend: i think we will be fiiiiiiine
Me: whatever you say, dude
When we get there: friend: well i see a lot of stuff and a- AAA a ALLIGATOR
Me: *Kills it* done, ooh hey i see a paraceratherium!
Friend: ye- OOOOOOH
Me: what?
Friend: A FROOG
Me: oh noβ¦
Friend: lets go tame it!
Me: no
Friend: yes!!!
Me; Fine
Friend: YAAAAAAY
Skip forward 20 Minutes
Game: you have tamed a Beelzebufo!
We get home
Next adventure:
Friend: Huzzah! Huzzah! I ride the mighty Froog!
Friend: *huzzahs into a direbear*
Friend: OH SH-
Game: Your Froog (Beelzebufo) was killed by Direbear!
Also game: Your level 80 Friend was killrd by Direbear!
More Beelzebufo Funny Tips
Kiss it, and it could be a prince. That, or you'll get knocked out.
What the hell this thing is usel- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Everyone that ups this gets a cookie
Yβall have herd of hog rider, no get ready for FROG RIDAAAAA
I had a frog, but it croaked.
Ha ha ha ha.
Please don't judge me
Has a Beelzebufo (sheβs still alive btw) and saw an alpha Carno in the redwoods, the Carno was stuck inside one of those hollow tree bridges but itβs head and tail were poking out, I took the opportunity while t was there and licked the alpha Carno to death
All true toads are poisonous
Me and my tribe mate live over near a swamp and one of these bastards ran into our base screaming HIPPITY HOPPITY IβM HERE FOR YOUR PROPERTY and long story short everyone in our tribe died and our last remaining survivor was a compy in our basement.
Learn the technique of hop chaining, upgrade stamina and movement speed. You'll be just, just impossible to catch. Almost like every frog I try catching IRL!
He protecc
He attac
But most importantly
Beezlebufo tongue attack!