Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Couple months back: in Ragnarok
Me and my friend: going to the lowlands
Me: you sure dis a gud idea?
Friend: i think we will be fiiiiiiine
Me: whatever you say, dude
When we get there: friend: well i see a lot of stuff and a- AAA a ALLIGATOR
Me: *Kills it* done, ooh hey i see a paraceratherium!
Friend: ye- OOOOOOH
Me: what?
Friend: A FROOG
Me: oh no…
Friend: lets go tame it!
Me: no
Friend: yes!!!
Me; Fine
Friend: YAAAAAAY
Skip forward 20 Minutes
Game: you have tamed a Beelzebufo!
We get home
Next adventure:
Friend: Huzzah! Huzzah! I ride the mighty Froog!
Friend: *huzzahs into a direbear*
Friend: OH SH-
Game: Your Froog (Beelzebufo) was killed by Direbear!
Also game: Your level 80 Friend was killrd by Direbear!