Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Hittity hoppity you face is my property ill kiss you ill miss u because itll knock u out and it be about 50 hours with trex towers till they sky falls damn that bronto tall the phiomia pooped im a sailin in a 19 gun sloop trex breaks ur back got those potatos by the stack on a rack with a thumb tack razor back, once again hippity hoppity ur face is my PrOPERTY!!!!
βthe ark player on steroids
More Beelzebufo Funny Tips
Time to recreate muppet babyβs baby frog to get cermit baby daedon to get piggy baby whatever gonzo is ( sorry idk) baby Keku penguin and thing to get summer baby fire bear for fozy and tada you have the mupet babies
Green frog gave me idea for this tame one for infinite chitin
Kiss it, and it could be a prince. That, or you'll get knocked out.
Everyone that ups this gets a cookie
Once I was by a spino and saw these so I decide too punch it and it keeps on licking and knocking me out
What the hell this thing is usel- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Yβall have herd of hog rider, no get ready for FROG RIDAAAAA
Has a Beelzebufo (sheβs still alive btw) and saw an alpha Carno in the redwoods, the Carno was stuck inside one of those hollow tree bridges but itβs head and tail were poking out, I took the opportunity while t was there and licked the alpha Carno to death
I had a frog, but it croaked.
Ha ha ha ha.
Please don't judge me
Me and my tribe mate live over near a swamp and one of these bastards ran into our base screaming HIPPITY HOPPITY IβM HERE FOR YOUR PROPERTY and long story short everyone in our tribe died and our last remaining survivor was a compy in our basement.
so am i the only one who sees these grandmas as dinos?