Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

Hittity hoppity you face is my property ill kiss you ill miss u because itll knock u out and it be about 50 hours with trex towers till they sky falls damn that bronto tall the phiomia pooped im a sailin in a 19 gun sloop trex breaks ur back got those potatos by the stack on a rack with a thumb tack razor back, once again hippity hoppity ur face is my PrOPERTY!!!!
βthe ark player on steroids
More Beelzebufo Funny Tips
Kiss it, and it could be a prince. That, or you'll get knocked out.
Everyone that ups this gets a cookie
We have 24 fwogs and they act as our army. Up this if you want updates or for are hard work.
What the hell this thing is usel- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Yβall have herd of hog rider, no get ready for FROG RIDAAAAA
Has a Beelzebufo (sheβs still alive btw) and saw an alpha Carno in the redwoods, the Carno was stuck inside one of those hollow tree bridges but itβs head and tail were poking out, I took the opportunity while t was there and licked the alpha Carno to death
I had a frog, but it croaked.
Ha ha ha ha.
Please don't judge me
Who else punched this the first time they saw it?
Me and my tribe mate live over near a swamp and one of these bastards ran into our base screaming HIPPITY HOPPITY IβM HERE FOR YOUR PROPERTY and long story short everyone in our tribe died and our last remaining survivor was a compy in our basement.
Learn the technique of hop chaining, upgrade stamina and movement speed. You'll be just, just impossible to catch. Almost like every frog I try catching IRL!