I tamed a frog, named it Kermit, and a barynonyx instantly killed it😭 I went into creative and got my revenge😡R.I.P. Kermit

tbh riding this thing irl would break its spine 15 damn times.

im bad at making jokes :)

- joke by HJK

Kiss it, and it could be a prince. That, or you'll get knocked out.

He protec

He attac

But most importantly, he goes WIEEEEEE

Has a Beelzebufo (she’s still alive btw) and saw an alpha Carno in the redwoods, the Carno was stuck inside one of those hollow tree bridges but it’s head and tail were poking out, I took the opportunity while t was there and licked the alpha Carno to death

Lol, it jumps soooo high. It can jump over a dino gate.

I was running around the Swamp, with my Tribemate. I accidentally hit a Frog, didn’t know, and it was chasing me. My Tribemate was behind me, and noticed the frog. My pants had previously broken, and he were heading home. The frog stabbed it’s tongue right at my ass cheeks. My friend screamed through his mic, and it knocked me. The frog started stabbing my ass brutally. My Tribemate began panicking as I shouted at him to help, but the attack reminded him too much of... sex. Long story short the Tribemate isn’t my Tribemate anymore.

What the hell this thing is usel- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

If ark was modes of transportation this is a all terrain vehicle

If ark was modes of transportation this is a all terrain vehicle