Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

I this thing jumped into shreds lake
Shrek says get out of my swamp
Shrek says get out of my swamp
More Beelzebufo Funny Tips
Kiss it, and it could be a prince. That, or you'll get knocked out.
W H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G I N M Y S W A M P
I looked around the edge of the swamp with my trusty Moschops and Argentavis by my side, and I saw this thing. Okay, itβs just a frog, what can it do? Might as well KO it. The frog straight up did the same thing to me and proceeded to lick me in my sleep.
This fact is actually a little bit unfunny Belzebufo is a name for the Devil π
Frog and toad are friends.
Frog and toad team up to murder a survivor
Frog and toad team up to murder a survivor
I was running around the Swamp, with my Tribemate. I accidentally hit a Frog, didnβt know, and it was chasing me. My Tribemate was behind me, and noticed the frog. My pants had previously broken, and he were heading home. The frog stabbed itβs tongue right at my ass cheeks. My friend screamed through his mic, and it knocked me. The frog started stabbing my ass brutally. My Tribemate began panicking as I shouted at him to help, but the attack reminded him too much of... sex. Long story short the Tribemate isnβt my Tribemate anymore.
I killed a beelzebufo today but why was it so small
Theyβre bottomless pits Iβll tell ya...
What the hell this thing is usel- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Hippity hoppity get the hell off my propertey