I’d just like to say DONT HIT THESE GUYS
I am going to kermit suicide
-famous last words of my frog
Actual Beelzebufo size: about 15 inches.
ARK Beelzebufo size: like 5 feet
Kiss it, and it could be a prince. That, or you'll get knocked out.
tbh riding this thing irl would break its spine 15 damn times.
im bad at making jokes :)
- joke by HJK
This one time my (as I call it) Frog bounced of a cliff and saw he manged as he could he killed a ALPHA CARNO
Imagine if there was an option to let ur dinos grow pubes
Two words : goodbye gravity. Get one of these guys because they’re just fast. First go to swamp find one next spray with tranks (arrows or darts) and finally shove meat up it’s ass BOOM you’ve got your own flying saucer .Sandwichy(:
Welcome to amphibia where poisonous frogs are the dominant species
But most importantly, he goes WIEEEEEE