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I.. I went out looking for sarcos in the swamp to tame and.. I saw one. An enormous, crazy-eyed beelzebufo. He hopped all around me as I cowered in a corner. I attempted to attack, and all he did was stab his tongue all over my body. He broke all of my clothes off, and began viciously stabbing my ass cheeks as many times as he could. He touched me in ways I can’t describe..

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