Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I.. I went out looking for sarcos in the swamp to tame and.. I saw one. An enormous, crazy-eyed beelzebufo. He hopped all around me as I cowered in a corner. I attempted to attack, and all he did was stab his tongue all over my body. He broke all of my clothes off, and began viciously stabbing my ass cheeks as many times as he could. He touched me in ways I canβt describe..
More Beelzebufo Funny Tips
Kiss it, and it could be a prince. That, or you'll get knocked out.
What the hell this thing is usel- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
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Yβall have herd of hog rider, no get ready for FROG RIDAAAAA
I had a frog, but it croaked.
Ha ha ha ha.
Please don't judge me
Has a Beelzebufo (sheβs still alive btw) and saw an alpha Carno in the redwoods, the Carno was stuck inside one of those hollow tree bridges but itβs head and tail were poking out, I took the opportunity while t was there and licked the alpha Carno to death
All true toads are poisonous
Me and my tribe mate live over near a swamp and one of these bastards ran into our base screaming HIPPITY HOPPITY IβM HERE FOR YOUR PROPERTY and long story short everyone in our tribe died and our last remaining survivor was a compy in our basement.
Learn the technique of hop chaining, upgrade stamina and movement speed. You'll be just, just impossible to catch. Almost like every frog I try catching IRL!
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But most importantly
Beezlebufo tongue attack!