Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
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I.. I went out looking for sarcos in the swamp to tame and.. I saw one. An enormous, crazy-eyed beelzebufo. He hopped all around me as I cowered in a corner. I attempted to attack, and all he did was stab his tongue all over my body. He broke all of my clothes off, and began viciously stabbing my ass cheeks as many times as he could. He touched me in ways I canβt describe..
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I am horrible at the game and thought β Hey a frog!!! Imma tame it β forgetting it attacks π lesson learned donβt do that again I lost good items that day :/
Kiss it, and it could be a prince. That, or you'll get knocked out.
I once seen one of these, so I walked up to it and me being Dumb I hit it and letβs just say respawn happened
I was running around the Swamp, with my Tribemate. I accidentally hit a Frog, didnβt know, and it was chasing me. My Tribemate was behind me, and noticed the frog. My pants had previously broken, and he were heading home. The frog stabbed itβs tongue right at my ass cheeks. My friend screamed through his mic, and it knocked me. The frog started stabbing my ass brutally. My Tribemate began panicking as I shouted at him to help, but the attack reminded him too much of... sex. Long story short the Tribemate isnβt my Tribemate anymore.
Frog and toad are friends.
Frog and toad team up to murder a survivor
Frog and toad team up to murder a survivor
W H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G I N M Y S W A M P
What the hell this thing is usel- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Funny story...I aggroed atleast 10 of them now I lost my mastercraft shotgun ;-;
Hippity hoppity get the hell off my propertey
That jump though...............
