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So when I wasn’t wearing my shirt the frog started like lick my chest and i was like*omg stop*then he stop now this is where it’s weird I wasn’t wearing clothes and he licked my butt and my tribe mate tried to help then the mate came over then licked both our butts and it still haunts me.

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Everyone that ups this gets a cookie

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My beezle took out a level 110 bronto and it was level 30 where’s my medal?

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He protecc

He attac

But most importantly

Beezlebufo tongue attack!

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Kiss it, and it could be a prince. That, or you'll get knocked out.

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I like ‘em big, I like them chunky chunky. I like them round, I like ‘em plumpy, plumpy.

CHONKY

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Y’all have herd of hog rider, no get ready for FROG RIDAAAAA

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What the hell this thing is usel- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

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I frog

I eat dog

But my bugs

Make me rug

Dragonfly

Die die die

Human man

Why why

You hit me

You bit me

You sit me

You pydmy

You die

-frog song- your welcome and also name your frog rick the lick

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Has a Beelzebufo (she’s still alive btw) and saw an alpha Carno in the redwoods, the Carno was stuck inside one of those hollow tree bridges but it’s head and tail were poking out, I took the opportunity while t was there and licked the alpha Carno to death

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I had a frog, but it croaked.

Ha ha ha ha.

Please don't judge me

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