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What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilosaurus? Funny basilosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 8 · Answer 1 · 2019-11-29T23:36:29+00:00

It’s like a gang there’s your head honcho with all the money an there’s your lower gang members

score 8 · Answer 2 · 2019-10-23T06:31:38+00:00

Choobs.thats what I named mine.i love choobs

score 11 · Answer 3 · 2018-01-21T15:32:33+00:00

The fish that tried to walk on land

score 7 · Answer 4 · 2020-03-26T01:07:23+00:00

Just found a basilo and it’s red sooo... Rosemareeeeee is her name now Xd

score 8 · Answer 5 · 2019-06-10T23:59:03+00:00

Basilos are like Aphmau in Mystreet... all the boys love her... all the mantas love basilo...

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2023-08-29T15:20:29+00:00

Kinda cute🫥😐 I guess

I mean u don't need to be a pro to no it's a oil farm

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2023-01-21T00:05:48+00:00

Name ideas.

French Fri.

Sea Pickle.

Small Fri On Crack.

Sea Straw.

Long Whale.

Manta God.

Pinkie.

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2023-08-20T18:58:36+00:00

Bro idk ark devs were chefs, theyade a basil, I talked with them and said to expect for a paprikalosaurus and a oreganosaurus in the future

score 6 · Answer 9 · 2020-06-19T05:20:17+00:00

Me:*Feeds Basilosaurus*

Mantas: Omae wa mou shinderu

score 10 · Answer 10 · 2017-11-22T05:19:39+00:00

"I'm a big fat scary whale" 🐳 "I'm big" " I'm fat" " I'm scary"

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2021-08-23T10:48:34+00:00

This thing is a king with his knights guarding him near the sunken ship in Ragnarok Viking bay 🤴

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score 4 · Answer 12 · 2021-08-07T13:24:57+00:00

THE CUTEST N BEST BOI

SCREW THE CNIDARIA THEY GET EXTERMINATED BY THE BASILO

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2022-03-20T11:05:34+00:00

This thing is like a tube of oil. I guess I know how the us have so much oil, THEY TAMED AN ENTIRE FIELD OF BASILOSAURUS

score 7 · Answer 14 · 2019-06-11T00:00:14+00:00

Behold! The hornless narwhal Seal orca!!!! OOOOOHHH AHHHHH EEEKKK

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2023-07-08T02:42:59+00:00

I have an army and leaddybios just vanish from fear.

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2023-06-28T02:12:26+00:00

This has more hull integrity than oceangates titan submersible.

score 6 · Answer 17 · 2019-07-10T23:29:30+00:00

Every single time I try to tame one the tame bar goes down can someone tell me why plz

score 6 · Answer 18 · 2019-06-28T23:32:23+00:00

when you've been spotted by your ex in public

score 6 · Answer 19 · 2019-06-03T11:20:10+00:00

JUST DO IT

TAME IT. JUST TAME IT

IT'S TOO GOOD

score 5 · Answer 20 · 2019-12-31T04:01:53+00:00

I was attacking a bronto on herbivore island and his tail hit this thing on the water middle part he glitched it and got stuck in the super shallow part, the prime meat he gave me helped tame it. On mobile they provide super hypo insulation for both heat and cold while ridden.