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What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilosaurus? Funny basilosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Thought all was lost when the alpha tribe wiped us, little did they know I had a hornless narwhal with a thirst for blood and a hunger for chaos that no other being could match. My whale learned what happened to us and let out a cry so ferocious that the whole server instantly made poop and the alphas cried and begged for forgiveness. Our whale had shown no love for the alphas for what they did to us and shot out of the water in a supersonic blast that leveled a few rafts in the area and condemned the survivors on it to an eternity in hell. The whale flew around mercilessly wrecking any and everything belonging to the alpha tribe for 3 days and on the 4th day, when the dust had settled, the alphas were gone, the whale came down and floated to us as we farmed metal on top of the volcano and said "fear the alphas no more!" We jumped with glee and asked the whale what it was going to do next. It said nothing and floated through the map ceiling. Totally worth it to tame this ocean unicorn!
Dory: Aaaaauuuuuuggghhaaaaaa
Basilo: oooooouuuuuuggghhaaaaa
"You have tamed a Basilosaurus"
Basilo: oooooouuuuuuggghhaaaaa
"You have tamed a Basilosaurus"
Just waiting for the oreganosaurus
Player: Too bad we donβt have easier ways to get oil
Basilosaurus: Hold my beer
Basilosaurus: Hold my beer
I was afraid of the ocean until I tamed one. Eaten by a meg about 10 minutes later.
Water Basilisk. It has the exact same head and body shape. It just doesn't go on land and shoot plasma balls.
Basilosaurus: I am god
Icthyβs and Mantaβs: Obey!
Players: O shit
Icthyβs and Mantaβs: Obey!
Players: O shit
Narwhal Narwhal swimming in the ocean causing a commotion because they are so awesome
This guy looks like the kid in fifth grade that was forced to sample for school pictures..... itβs just a...... depressed painful smile
Be careful if you attack one or get near one.. They usually have a swat team of mantas
All I know is THAT PIC in dankness 100000000000000
Swimming around with the Manta, but what is that? It looks like sauseghte, can i eat it?
What is a sealβs favorite game?
ARK ARK ARK!
You know your telling this to your friends to make them hate you
ARK ARK ARK!
You know your telling this to your friends to make them hate you
When I was new I wanted to tame one of these but could not see the difference between one of these and a megilodon so went up to mine to feed it meet an drawn
U were killed by a level 4 megildon
U were killed by a level 4 megildon
Basilosaurus: I am da biggest thing in da sea Mwha ha ha
*Mosasaur joins the chat*
*basilosaurus leaves the chat*
*Mosasaur joins the chat*
*basilosaurus leaves the chat*
Why the hell would this guy eat therizino kibble. Is there an ocean therizino?
Why do they eat dodo egg kibble
Yes Iβm on mobile
Yes Iβm on mobile
Mantas are the secret force protecting the president basil
This creature is a very poorly made Chinese bootleg mosasaur action figure.
This dude is your true ocean man