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What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilosaurus? Funny basilosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Thought all was lost when the alpha tribe wiped us, little did they know I had a hornless narwhal with a thirst for blood and a hunger for chaos that no other being could match. My whale learned what happened to us and let out a cry so ferocious that the whole server instantly made poop and the alphas cried and begged for forgiveness. Our whale had shown no love for the alphas for what they did to us and shot out of the water in a supersonic blast that leveled a few rafts in the area and condemned the survivors on it to an eternity in hell. The whale flew around mercilessly wrecking any and everything belonging to the alpha tribe for 3 days and on the 4th day, when the dust had settled, the alphas were gone, the whale came down and floated to us as we farmed metal on top of the volcano and said "fear the alphas no more!" We jumped with glee and asked the whale what it was going to do next. It said nothing and floated through the map ceiling. Totally worth it to tame this ocean unicorn!
If you harvest it’s meat
You will freaking sink
If you freaking sink
You will be freaking swarmed
If you get freaking swarmed
It’s 100% mantas and Ichthyosaurus and megalodons
If it’s an Ichthyosaurus
You can’t hit mantas or megalodons
If you can’t hit mantas or megalodons
You die
If you die
You lose your stuff
If you lose your stuff
You are a noob
If you are a noob
You will get raided/bullied/harassed
If you get these
You will rage quit
If you rage quit
You will smash your iPad
If you don’t have an iPad
You will commit suicide
If you commit suicide
You will die.
So don’t harvest basilosaurus meat.