Thought all was lost when the alpha tribe wiped us, little did they know I had a hornless narwhal with a thirst for blood and a hunger for chaos that no other being could match. My whale learned what happened to us and let out a cry so ferocious that the whole server instantly made poop and the alphas cried and begged for forgiveness. Our whale had shown no love for the alphas for what they did to us and shot out of the water in a supersonic blast that leveled a few rafts in the area and condemned the survivors on it to an eternity in hell. The whale flew around mercilessly wrecking any and everything belonging to the alpha tribe for 3 days and on the 4th day, when the dust had settled, the alphas were gone, the whale came down and floated to us as we farmed metal on top of the volcano and said "fear the alphas no more!" We jumped with glee and asked the whale what it was going to do next. It said nothing and floated through the map ceiling. Totally worth it to tame this ocean unicorn!

Dory: Aaaaauuuuuuggghhaaaaaa
Basilo: oooooouuuuuuggghhaaaaa
"You have tamed a Basilosaurus"

Just waiting for the oreganosaurus

Narwhal Narwhal swimming in the ocean causing a commotion because they are so awesome

Be careful if you attack one or get near one.. They usually have a swat team of mantas

What is a seal’s favorite game?

ARK ARK ARK!

You know your telling this to your friends to make them hate you

Why the hell would this guy eat therizino kibble. Is there an ocean therizino?

A feminist in it's national habitat, watch as /r/dankmemes subs fallow it for scraps to make a good meme and get updoots

Just shoot it and watch thirty manga rays suicide themselves by beaching themselves.

The dex lied! It can't fit though a regular dinosaur gate! STAY WOKE!!!!

Hey. They added a horn to the equus and called it a unicorn. Why can’t we add one and call it a narwhal.

Is it a bird is it a plane oh wait I'm in the ocean and it thinks it's a bird in the air but it's underwater...well I guess it's free meat eh?

When I first saw one when I was a noob I thought it was a mosa. It took a while to find out it wasn't and a lot of narcotics. . . Do not repeat my mistakes.

These sea pickles often have a personal army of sea flapers, I recommend using a land walking sea spinner to deal with the sea flappers before trying to tame the sea pickle

Blubster

“Okay so this lvl 14 basilica is just being followed by 2 mantas, surely my lvl 100 meg can kill them. Wait wtf there’s 10 more?! Oh shit get the hell out of there!”

‘Your Meggy (Level 100) was killed by a Manta (Level 10)’

The fish that tried to walk on land

"I'm a big fat scary whale" 🐳 "I'm big" " I'm fat" " I'm scary"

I found a basilosaurus at herbivore island I got it to 11000 health by tranquing it but then I realized it was a passive tame

I've seen the mf in battle I was getting attacked by 3 megaladons and a lvl 10 came and f***Ed them up he wasn't evan tamed though after I did take him(sorry for any spelling mastakes)