Thought all was lost when the alpha tribe wiped us, little did they know I had a hornless narwhal with a thirst for blood and a hunger for chaos that no other being could match. My whale learned what happened to us and let out a cry so ferocious that the whole server instantly made poop and the alphas cried and begged for forgiveness. Our whale had shown no love for the alphas for what they did to us and shot out of the water in a supersonic blast that leveled a few rafts in the area and condemned the survivors on it to an eternity in hell. The whale flew around mercilessly wrecking any and everything belonging to the alpha tribe for 3 days and on the 4th day, when the dust had settled, the alphas were gone, the whale came down and floated to us as we farmed metal on top of the volcano and said "fear the alphas no more!" We jumped with glee and asked the whale what it was going to do next. It said nothing and floated through the map ceiling. Totally worth it to tame this ocean unicorn!

Build a raft attach a ballista to the front and re-live the epic tale of moby dick, a-hoy mateys

Dory: Aaaaauuuuuuggghhaaaaaa

Basilo: oooooouuuuuuggghhaaaaa

"You have tamed a Basilosaurus"

Just waiting for the oreganosaurus

These things are awesome! Mine made so much oil that.. wait.. Why is the FBI here?

Me: OH WOW A WHALE

Basilo: heloooo

Me: *tries to tame it”

………

“You Died.”

HOW DID I DIE YOU MAY ASK?

well…its simple: mantas.

Basilo: woops i forgot about my friends, sorry man

Narwhal Narwhal swimming in the ocean causing a commotion because they are so awesome

I FINALLY GOT THE SEA SAUSAGE!!!!!!!!

If you harvest it’s meat

You will freaking sink

If you freaking sink

You will be freaking swarmed

If you get freaking swarmed

It’s 100% mantas and Ichthyosaurus and megalodons

If it’s an Ichthyosaurus

You can’t hit mantas or megalodons

If you can’t hit mantas or megalodons

You die

If you die

You lose your stuff

If you lose your stuff

You are a noob

If you are a noob

You will get raided/bullied/harassed

If you get these

You will rage quit

If you rage quit

You will smash your iPad

If you don’t have an iPad

You will commit suicide

If you commit suicide

You will die.

So don’t harvest basilosaurus meat.

Be careful if you attack one or get near one.. They usually have a swat team of mantas