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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

Blubster
More Basilosaurus Funny Tips
Thought all was lost when the alpha tribe wiped us, little did they know I had a hornless narwhal with a thirst for blood and a hunger for chaos that no other being could match. My whale learned what happened to us and let out a cry so ferocious that the whole server instantly made poop and the alphas cried and begged for forgiveness. Our whale had shown no love for the alphas for what they did to us and shot out of the water in a supersonic blast that leveled a few rafts in the area and condemned the survivors on it to an eternity in hell. The whale flew around mercilessly wrecking any and everything belonging to the alpha tribe for 3 days and on the 4th day, when the dust had settled, the alphas were gone, the whale came down and floated to us as we farmed metal on top of the volcano and said "fear the alphas no more!" We jumped with glee and asked the whale what it was going to do next. It said nothing and floated through the map ceiling. Totally worth it to tame this ocean unicorn!
Build a raft attach a ballista to the front and re-live the epic tale of moby dick, a-hoy mateys
Dory: Aaaaauuuuuuggghhaaaaaa
Basilo: oooooouuuuuuggghhaaaaa
"You have tamed a Basilosaurus"
Just waiting for the oreganosaurus
These things are awesome! Mine made so much oil that.. wait.. Why is the FBI here?
Me: OH WOW A WHALE
Basilo: heloooo
Me: *tries to tame itβ
β¦β¦β¦
βYou Died.β
HOW DID I DIE YOU MAY ASK?
wellβ¦its simple: mantas.
Basilo: woops i forgot about my friends, sorry man
Narwhal Narwhal swimming in the ocean causing a commotion because they are so awesome
I FINALLY GOT THE SEA SAUSAGE!!!!!!!!
If you harvest itβs meat
You will freaking sink
If you freaking sink
You will be freaking swarmed
If you get freaking swarmed
Itβs 100% mantas and Ichthyosaurus and megalodons
If itβs an Ichthyosaurus
You canβt hit mantas or megalodons
If you canβt hit mantas or megalodons
You die
If you die
You lose your stuff
If you lose your stuff
You are a noob
If you are a noob
You will get raided/bullied/harassed
If you get these
You will rage quit
If you rage quit
You will smash your iPad
If you donβt have an iPad
You will commit suicide
If you commit suicide
You will die.
So donβt harvest basilosaurus meat.
Be careful if you attack one or get near one.. They usually have a swat team of mantas