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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilosaurus? Funny basilosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
My dad searched for two hours for one then he found a lvl 150 basil it took 30 minutes to tame it and then he got lost and started in the south and ended up in the north and died and had to come back on his lvl 245 argy and got into the cave and bring back his basil and sarco back to his tamed water station
One time i was riding around the ocean with my 7 megaladons and i see a baslio, so i whistle my 6 other sharks to go get it and it looks like they are having a hard time. SO I GO OVERTHERE AND THE SWARM OF MANTAS KILLED ALL 7 SHARKS AND ME!!!!
R.I.P. George, george 2.0, George 3.0, George 4.0, George 5.0, Georgey, And George Washington
A song of compys and gigas (chap14)
As the battle rages. INV has already been taken from the volcano for his own safety and has been relocated to a bunker in the yeti cave. He sits in his office sharpening his favorite sword as his pet compy feeds on a pile of meat in the corner. Then INV hears a nock on the door. “Come in!” INV says. He is greated with his general. “Your majesty. We have revived word from the front. The northern army has crossed back into the snow with heat losses. However they are currently in the process of building defenses along the river...” INV looks up from his sword. “So your saying we have been defeated?!?” INV yells. “Um uhhh... yes. Yes we have...” his general stutters back. INV glares at his general. “You realize that your army. WAS THE ONLY THING THATS STOPING THEM FROM WALTZING UP THE VOLCANO?!?” INV yells. “Well... yes sir I did know that...” his general says. “It’s fine.” INV says as he try’s to calm himself. We can send in reinforcements.”
When I was playing ragnarok on my Nintendo, I was exploring the very top NE coast when I say two dead basilosauruses (I have no idea if that is spelt correctly, it is supposed to be basilosaurus but plural) washed up on shore with no names indicating that it's dead. Has this ever happened to you before? Because I have been playing for two years and I haven't seen these.