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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilosaurus? Funny basilosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Thought all was lost when the alpha tribe wiped us, little did they know I had a hornless narwhal with a thirst for blood and a hunger for chaos that no other being could match. My whale learned what happened to us and let out a cry so ferocious that the whole server instantly made poop and the alphas cried and begged for forgiveness. Our whale had shown no love for the alphas for what they did to us and shot out of the water in a supersonic blast that leveled a few rafts in the area and condemned the survivors on it to an eternity in hell. The whale flew around mercilessly wrecking any and everything belonging to the alpha tribe for 3 days and on the 4th day, when the dust had settled, the alphas were gone, the whale came down and floated to us as we farmed metal on top of the volcano and said "fear the alphas no more!" We jumped with glee and asked the whale what it was going to do next. It said nothing and floated through the map ceiling. Totally worth it to tame this ocean unicorn!
If like basilo song check out astrocetus song.
I am space whale
I am large
when you attack me
I will charge
I float through space so very slow
but do beware my massive blows
my massive saddle drops some bombs
the alpha tribe is now just gone
my giant mass makes me a beast
if you engage me your deceased
I am space whale
I am cool
my barf is used as Cannon fuel. That's a song already made don't give me the credit for it.
I am whale
The strongest one
The leed is a joke
Jellyfish will choke
Megs aren't a problem
But Trilobites call me a problem
Mantas are my fans
I produce oil
I have two bands on my back
I come in colors from blue to brown
Americans call me one with God
But I am just the average sea sausage
I am the reason the astrocetus left the sea
The desert titan too
So tame me and be invincible
Or don't I really don't care.
Basilo song!!!!! 50 likes and I'll do another.
Before I tamed this thing I refused to go underwater in ark and stranded deep water scares me sort of more like the stuff that could be in the water. But one I tamed this i madescubagearmurderedafewbasilomadedestinyeatbasilomeatforcannablismAlsoIpunchmegstodeathnow😃
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